Friday, March 18, 2011

HEY, IF YOU WAKE UP NAKED IN HUNGARY WITH ONLY $18 STUCK IN YOUR ANAL CAVITY – YOU’RE WELCOME.


Why should you be thanking me? ‘Cause chances are you’ll be scared and confused. And dollars to Fánks (a Hungarian donut) you’ll be in need of a taxi service to get you safely to your hotel or the airport. So here it is (thank me personally once you get back to the states.)
Tel: +36 5244 45 55
Wesselenyi Ut. 6 4024 Debrecen

FYI…the dollar is doing ok against the Hungarian forint so you should have enough. 

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34 comments:

  1. Thanks for the info should I ever stumble out of a Hungarian strip club drunk and confused.

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  2. That's all well and good but where was this info last weekend when I could have used it? Bit like locking the barn after the horse has been stolen.

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  3. love it when i wake up naked anywhere AND i still have ANY cash, anus or otherwise!

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  4. That dilemma had been haunting me. Thanks for answering that age old question!

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  5. yeahhhhhh, no.
    things don't go IN the poop chute, they come out

    AH, but you look like a nice Hungarian copyboy, so come with me, please. I will introduce you to my Mother...she will fix you up.
    (Just don't let her see you look at her mole. It's big and hairy...some say it talks...she gets freaked out if you look...)

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  6. Well I wish you had told me this a few weeks ago!

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  7. lol to be honest thought that "blog of the day" button was an ad. Thanks for the honor =D

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  8. köszönöm részére a hiábavaló információ

    Have a wicked weekend.

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  9. O_o...I...I don't know what just happened there.

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  10. Hmm, reminds me of that time when I........... Again, hilarious.

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  11. But if I spend my $18 on Hungarian donuts...then what?

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  12. The anal cavity is apparently a pretty safe place to keep things, unless it's alcohol.

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  13. haha love the blog title! :D

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  14. But is it enough money for a plane ticket as well?

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  15. I dont quite get this post, lol

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  16. I alway check my anus first if I'm looking for money.

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  17. Well, I also thank that I'm not in hungary with $18 stuck in my ass... And the blog of the day button too! Thanks for that!

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  18. I'm not hairy enough to hang with the Hungarians. :(

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  19. I love what you've done with your blog, very interesting. :-)

    Hit me back!

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  20. Well if I'm ever in that unique situation this will help!

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  21. Thank god I have never been in that situation.

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  22. this sounds like a plausible situation for me

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  23. That seals it...not going to Hungary!

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  24. well if I'm ever in the situation I know what to do!

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  25. I'm not sure that cab driver would want that money, considering where it's been.

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