Wednesday, March 23, 2011

OUR ECONOMY MIGHT BE IN THE CRAPPER, BUT YOU CAN STILL POOP ON PALIN AND PISS ON RUSH FOR $4.99 (each)


Only in America do we offer an opportunity like this. I mean now I know what type of gold our streets are paved with. It truly is amazing that on ebay you can nab these premium toilet targets (made of space-age something) for ONLY $4.99


To be honest, I have no ill will towards either newsmaker. I just can sleep tight knowing that someone in this country is helping to keep all Americans in check with quality products like the Wizzstickers. I'll think twice about pissing these guys off [groan].

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29 comments:

  1. That is fucking awesome. If came in a 3 pack with those 2 fucktards and Obama, I would buy a ton of them and pass them out for Christmas this year.

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  2. Do they have an option to personalize them, because I think that would be the bigger market?

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  3. Well, maybe these can be target practice for those missing the toilet bowl...like a 3 year old boy in training? Instead of tossing a cheerio in the water, just have him aim for the target! It could be a photo of mom and dad with their thumbs up and big smile...You can do it, honey! or a buzzer sounds and lights blink when hit!

    (hmmm, note to self, add that to my list of inventions!)

    Sandi
    http://www.ahhsome.wordpress.com

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  4. HA HA HA HA HA!!! These are just plain effing AWESOME!!!

    @Sandi - Every time I see someone write or hear someone say "you can do it" I see in my head the inmate in the stands watching the game in "The Longest Yard."

    "YOOO CAN DOOOO EEET!"

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  5. i would but i need it for gas

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  6. 5 star product, no questions asked

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  7. I think I'd much prefer shitting without some creepy person peering up my pooper.

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  8. What an awesome idea for a product. I can think of a few people that would love to crap all over that toilet paper. Personally though, I don't think I would enjoy Sarah Palin being that close to my hoo-ha.

    On a more important note, THANK YOU SO MUCH for naming me your blog of the day. I am beyond honored!!

    http://rantersbox.blogspot.com/

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  9. What a name for your product! I can just imagine meeting a guy, and him going "Well yea, I work for Wizzstickers" Would seal the deal for me! Hha

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  10. I SO don't want either of them looking at my junk when I'm in the bathroom. My bathroom is a happy place!

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  11. Now, that's ammo for conservative-bashing liberals. I may be a liberal, but I don't bash any Republicans...except those who were Presidents. ;)

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  12. awesome poop on a palin just sounds so dirty ;)

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  13. i agree with my sis..i love it!

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  14. that's funny, I can't believe people actually buy stuff like that.

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  15. Haha I liked the pun.
    Glad to see you can customise your own sticker.
    Just need to think whose face? Heh heh.

    Thanks for featuring my blog man.
    So happy with the amount of support I have already. Although I'm really running low on ejaculate (can I say that here? hope it's ok, you can delete and I'll repost if you tell me to) because of blogging AND i HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED MYSELF!"

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  16. The things people come up with (and the shit people spend their money on)!

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  17. I know EXACTLY whose face I would pick


    heeee

    that is all

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  18. Well, I think they ought to make these available for every politician out there! They're all a bunch of numbnuts who need to be taken down a peg or two!

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  19. Id pay $500 to poop on palin!

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  20. There's nothing wrong with including a few Canadian politicians. Yeah, we don't know who they are either, which is why they should be shit on!

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  21. How about a menstruation version called: "Bleed on Bush"?

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  22. I thought Poop On Palin was a fringe porno movie...no?

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  23. brb going to order 10 of these

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  24. I want more variety. I think there should be one for the last 4 presidents and VP's too. I bet we could sell a lot of Moamar Ghadafi ones in France.

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  25. Another good idea, already taken...

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