Friday, March 4, 2011

IF WE PAID A LITTLE MORE ATTENTION TO CHARLIE SHEEN’S NIPPLES WE COULD’VE PREVENTED HIS DEMISE


Tiger blood or not Charlie Sheen is out of control! And we only have us to blame. That’s right. I’m calling out you America. None of us paid enough attention to CHARLIE SHEEN’S nipples.


Here's his nipple fresh and clean on the set of Platoon (1986).


Notice how healthy it is, with zero discoloration. 




And here is Mr. Sheen’s nipple front and center after Major League II (1994).
Right at this moment was when we could’ve detected the beginning of his downfall. The nipple is slightly aged and darkened. It's a known fact that drug addicts have dark, protruding nipples.



And finally, here is Mr. Sheen's nipple shot outside the Bellagio at 2:32 a.m. – extremely aged and worn out. 




FYI…here’s an old nipple pic of one Mr. Charles Manson. 
Thankfully Mr. Sheen is not there (nipple-wise) yet, but it’s on us to prevent any further breakdown. 



Thank you Noog for showing me the light. Sadly I pale in comparison to your photoshopped brilliance.  

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34 comments:

  1. I think you just made me blush tee hee

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  2. his nipples are damaged from babies bites.

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  3. Well just when I thought I'd seen it all along comes this........I have the sudden urge to pee

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  4. You are so right!
    How could we have missed this?

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  5. lol... man are you a nipple doctor?!

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  6. Those nipples had so much potential. For shame, Charlie. For shame.

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  7. I leave you with this to ponder: Who's line is it, Charlie Sheen's or Muammar Gaddafi's?

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/quiz/2011/mar/01/muammar-gaddafi-charlie-sheen-quiz

    I got 6/10, what'll you get, do you think?

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  8. God I fucking love Charlie Sheen but what the fuck happened? Too much snortin the white powda, brutha...

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  9. He looks like trash on the first picture! so sad, also, nice nipples, lol.

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  10. OF COURSE! How did we not see this?! Haha, where do you get this stuff?! I love it!

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  11. You know what just occurred to me.....

    Why the hell DO men have nipples? It's not like you can ever milk em'.

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  12. I can't believe no one picked up on this sooner! Shame on us...

    lilpixi, if I remember correctly, from an evolutionary viewpoint, men have nipple as a by-product of evolution. Basically, we all start out fundamentally female, but certain changes, caused by your genes, that happen (very) early in the pregnancy determine what we turn out to be. Nipples are just one of those things that never got removed from the male genetic code.

    Also, Copyboy, thank you so much for making me blog of the day. 'Tis an honor.

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  13. C-boy, please tell me you're not thinking of sucking Charlie's teats! That would be wrong on so many levels!

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  14. Did you see Jimmy Fallon's impression of Charlie last night?

    http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00038825.html

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  15. I'm so on the side of Charlie. Save the nipples!

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  16. Charlie's nipples are the least of his troubles...

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  17. Makes me wonder how his weiner aged.

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  18. Yep, there is lots we can tell from a sad looking nipple.... Charlie is too far gone!

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  19. I'm not sure how you know so much about nipples....or at least are attempting to convince us that you do...lol....but I'll run with it!

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  20. I'm just totally jealous that he gained 1 million followers in fewer than 24 hours.
    I think I need to be a little bit drunker, a little bit higher, a little bit hornier, and a lot more insane to reach his level of WINNING.

    http://glamkittenslitterbox.blogspot.com/
    Twitter: @GlamKitten88

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  21. I think you need a nipple intervention.

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  22. Brilliant. Finally, someone has figured out the root of the problem. Bravo!!

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  23. i wish i was paying more attention to the nip of truth

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  24. Thanks for that info....I am enlightened....:D

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  25. charlie still thinks hes winning

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  26. following n $upporting

    comment back to hop in my loop

    therichesthappiest.blogspot.com

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  27. Damn, if only we'd known this earlier!
    I have a friend who has three nipples. He really works that tri-kini of his!

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