IF WE PAID A LITTLE MORE ATTENTION TO CHARLIE SHEEN’S NIPPLES WE COULD’VE PREVENTED HIS DEMISE

Tiger blood or not Charlie Sheen is out of control! And we only have us to blame. That’s right. I’m calling out you America. None of us paid enough attention to CHARLIE SHEEN’S nipples.

Here's his nipple fresh and clean on the set of Platoon (1986).

Notice how healthy it is, with zero discoloration. 

And here is Mr. Sheen’s nipple front and center after Major League II (1994).

Right at this moment was when we could’ve detected the beginning of his downfall. The nipple is slightly aged and darkened. It's a known fact that drug addicts have dark, protruding nipples.

And finally, here is Mr. Sheen's nipple shot outside the Bellagio at 2:32 a.m. – extremely aged and worn out. 

FYI…here’s an old nipple pic of one Mr. Charles Manson. 

Thankfully Mr. Sheen is not there (nipple-wise) yet, but it’s on us to prevent any further breakdown. 

Thank you Noog for showing me the light. Sadly I pale in comparison to your photoshopped brilliance.