Friday, March 25, 2011

GUARANTEED YOU’VE NEVER HEARD THIS PERVERSE PHRASE UTTERED ON A FRIDAY (or a Tuesday for that matter)



Girl on guinea pig action

Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses and to call me a creepy, sexist pig. 

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31 comments:

  1. Oh, yea! We're playing Jeopardy:

    um...yes,Jesse, what is...conversations you have while high?

    Sandi
    http://www.ahhsome.wordpress.com

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  2. That's what I think of Charlie Sheen's goddesses.

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  3. Richard Gere just got a hard on from this post.

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  4. I cannot argue to the contrary on this one. Indeed, I have never heard that phrase uttered before. Though technically I read this so I still haven't heard it uttered.

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  5. I bet it does exist somewhere, deep in the bowels of the internet.

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  6. and you came up with that how? hehehe

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  7. Well sir you got me on that one. lol.

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  8. I mean, do I google it, do I try to erase it from my head?! I can't lie...I am intrigued...in a non perverse just curious kind of way. Don't be starting rumors about me now :)

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  9. I thought you didn't like to talk about sex stuff?

    @Oilfield Trash: Speaking of Richard Gere, did you know that back in the day Charlie Sheen (he who shall not be named) used that myth about Richard as a way to get ladies alone to proposition them? Don't ask how I know...

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  10. Creepy? Sexist? Pig? Hmmmm all three together? You're doing well for a Friday, hun.

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  11. Haha! I was confused for a while! Nice one ^^

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  12. my female counterpart disapproves.

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  13. Heard it on THURSDAY...creepy, sexist,pig!

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  14. I'll think of it next time I'm having sex to see if it turns me on. haha. You nut!!

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  15. haha you are too funny and see this is why we do not allowed furry creatures to run wild this could happen

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  16. Somewhere someone is trying to crack the untapped market for girl on guinea pig action. Thanks for featuring me as the Blog of the Day!

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  17. A guinea pig?!? Maybe a Capybara, maybe. But ew.

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  18. *registers girl-on-guinea-pig-action.com*

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  19. What if someone who happens to be a girl trips and falls on an animal that happens to be a guinea pig?

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  20. this reminds me so much of WINNING by charlie sheen

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  21. I'm pretty sure i've seen a girl stick in a guinea pig up her butt, i'm honestly not sure if that counts though

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  22. Somebody alredy beat me to the Richard Gere reference. I gotta admit the damn thing is a cutie...

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  23. i dont understand - maybe im not so smart today

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  24. Not even gonna ask....

    Have a great weekend! (I think?)

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  25. i actually have heard that one before, didn't wanna hear it, definately don't wanna see it lol

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  26. Never thought it, never said it, never wanted to watch it.

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