Thursday, September 30, 2010

AND FINALLY, AN EASY SOLVE FOR GETTING BITS OF DEAD HOOKER OUT OF YOUR COUCH.


This marks the 5th and final installment of this series. In case you missed one of my gems here is the rundown.





Again, I am not the person to consult about the body itself. I’m also not one to judge. Sure, I’d never put myself in that situation. However I do understand that bachelor parties have a tendency to get out of control. People do go on coke binges. It’s an insane, madcap world. 

For argument sake let’s just assume the body is not an issue. All you have to deal with now is cleaning the remnants of the dead hooker and blood out of the couchRemember time is of the essence. You must act quickly before the stains set in.


Step #1:
Use a wet vac to pick up all the dead hooker pieces.

Step #2:
Soak a rag in cold water.

Step #3:
Dab (do not rub) the bloody areas of the couch with cold water.

Step #4:
For tough bloodstains try wiping the area with baby wipes.

Step #5:
If all else fails sponge the stain with the following choices…

Step #6:
Allow couch to dry then dab area once again with cold water and repeat cleaning if necessary. 

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11 comments:

  1. This can't be the end of the series. There are so many other places that could require special cleaning!

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  2. And don't forget to spray with something that permanently corrupts DNA evidence!

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  3. If in doubt get a new couch? lol This can't be the end? What will you be posting next instead? And you sound so good at cleaning can I hire you
    Cheers, Take care KC xx

    www.katecollings.blogspot.com - always welcoming new followers, guests and comments xx

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  4. That's awesome! Do you know my husband was unaware that hydrogen peroxide gets blood out?? I was amazed since he's had stitches like 57 times.

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  5. Thanks for that..I'm sure that will come in handy one day.......

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  6. I will have to put all of that into memory. Does it work on non-hookers as wlel? lol

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  7. I think I might have actually seen this addressed on one of those Oxi Clean infomercials before! It was right after they spilled red wine on the carpet and showed how quickly that could be cleaned up too.

    Thanks for posting this. Cleaning up dead hooker is so stressful.

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  8. I was gonna ask if it worked on "nice" girls, too....but I see someone beat me to it. :)

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  9. HGTV doesn't give us good tips like these! We need you!

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  10. Will this also eliminate the CSI's from finding blood stains with their luminal spray and orange glasses??? That would be valuable to know.

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