It could happen. Not sure how. Bachelor party gone awry? Caught cheating during a high stakes Texas Hold ‘em hand in a deserted warehouse? Boredom? Whatever the reason I apologize that I can’t help you with the body. All I can offer you is a sensible way to clean your jeans.
Step 1. Remove all big hooker bits with a damp napkin or moist sponge.
Step 2. Pour Hydrogen Peroxide on the bloody stain (bottle costs $5 at local pharmacy).
Step 3. Scrub stain ‘til Peroxide starts to foam.
Step 4. Rinse off jeans in cold water.
Step 5. Toss in washing machine and wash jeans on the cold water cycle.