Thursday, March 18, 2010

EASY SOLVE FOR DEAD HOOKER STAINING UP THE CARPET.


To me, blood can always be a tad tricky when it comes to removing it from carpet fibers. Here’s my simple solution:


Step 1. Carefully dab blood spattering with cold water. Use a clean white cloth (or paper towel).


Step 2. Any excess blood left can be removed with a few drops of dishwashing detergent mixed with cold water.


Step 3. Repeat process as needed.


Step 4. As a precaution leave a fan blowing on the area for about an hour or ‘til completely dried.


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10 comments:

  1. That's handy information, I'll pass it along to the senator at once.

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  2. good to know for future reference. Not that I'll need it, I'm just saying....

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  3. I prefer the kosher way of bleeding whores (except in the bathroom, not a slaughterhouse). No muss, no fuss!

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  4. How often have you done this? I keep a spray bottle of peroxide around, for all those bloody bodies. Next post should give advice on hiding the dead ones. Never know when I might need to take notes.

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  5. i'm almost ashamed to say that this is the most useful piece of advice i've received in months... any tips for the dead hooker smell in the van?

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  6. Have you seen Sunshine Cleaning? Truly awesome movie!

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  7. As a really good precaution, get an alibi....

    :)

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  8. What about one of those steam mops they have infomercials on? It looks pretty damn cool and might work better/faster.

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  10. Wait a minute.... A sham wow won't work?

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