Wednesday, April 28, 2010

EASY SOLVE FOR GETTING BITS OF DEAD HOOKER OUT OF YOUR WALL.


No judgments for why it occurred. Angry. Heat of passion. Accident. None of my business. I’m just the problem solver…for the stain. Removing a corpse from the planet (without a trace) is not really my forte. Sorry.

So before you start it’s of vital importance that you know what type of wall material you’re dealing with. Totally will affect the way you clean it, as you'll see from the tips I provided.


Wood – Use a sponge or cloth soaked with cool water to wipe the stained area.


Stone – Same as above. However, if the stain still doesn’t come out try using a mixture of powdered detergent, chlorine bleach, and water.


Plastic, Linoleum, or Tile – Use warm, soapy water for the sponge or cloth.


Grout – Try cool water first. If the stain is still there use baking soda with water.


*** In all cases*** Once the stain is removed, wipe over the area with water again, then dry with a fan.


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14 comments:

  1. Such helpful hints!
    You know brain matter is a bitch

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  2. Should we use a toothbrush to make sure we we get every little drop? Won't a cloth just spread it around?

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  3. I hate to say it but you know WAY too much about cleaning blood stains and now I know too much about you. Should I worry?

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  4. Okay, I have used all my CSI experience (Miami, New York, Original) and have determined this is not arterial spray and really does not look like cast-off. No directionality, not even sure it is a blood stain. WTF!

    Now that I have looked at it so long I am seeing really creepy pictures popping into my head.

    BTW, love the Google Ads that came up for this post...that's really funny!

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  5. What great information! And very timely too! Now if I can just find something to get the dried hardened infant brain matter out of my microwave. Thanks for the help!

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  6. Hi Jesse. I have nothing to say... just hello. Oh and I don't like blood.

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  7. Once again with the dead hookers. I'm starting to get a little concerned.

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  8. It's both troubling and interesting at the same time...

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  9. Oh, I'm back. I meant to tell you. TWO MORE, kiddo. TWO MORE!

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  10. Mental note: Do not read copyboy's blog right before bedtime.

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  11. YES!!!!

    Now I'll TOTALLY know what to do next time and won't have to frame the bitch next door!

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  12. That's some good tips but can I add that we should probably get some Luminol to spray the area, a black light and orange tinted glasses to see what you missed. Then rinse and repeat.

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  13. There's a website for everything you need: http://hookergiblets.com

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