Penis cookie #1 comes from the HOT COOKIE bakery in San Francisco, CA.
Also known as the monster macaroon. This decadent treat is double dipped in thick rich dark chocolate and garnished with a wisp of coconut (no mangrooming needed).
Penis cookie #2 comes from THE EROTIC BAKERY in Seattle, WA.
The ultimate phallic food! This marzipan penis sits atop of a crunchy butter cookie half-dipped in dark chocolate and sprinkles. Yum, yum boneriffic!!
Ok. Ok. If you haven’t guessed this post has a double meaning. This is also my guy way of apologizing to all of my lady blogger friends for being a total dick. Apparently I went blog surfing and brought back a malicious commenter into the circle. True, she’s sorta the real dick. However, I feel like I’m partially to blame. Again, I’m truly sorry ladies. Let me know how I can make it up to you all. And next time I'll stop my wandering eye from um...wandering.
[My "I'm sorry" smile]