Tuesday, January 11, 2011

2 PENIS COOKIES WORTH GETTING YOUR HANDS ON



Penis cookie #1 comes from the HOT COOKIE bakery in San Francisco, CA. 

Also known as the monster macaroon. This decadent treat is double dipped in thick rich dark chocolate and garnished with a wisp of coconut (no mangrooming needed). 



Penis cookie #2 comes from THE EROTIC BAKERY in Seattle, WA.
The ultimate phallic food! This marzipan penis sits atop of a crunchy butter cookie half-dipped in dark chocolate and sprinkles. Yum, yum boneriffic!! 

Ok. Ok. If you haven’t guessed this post has a double meaning. This is also my guy way of apologizing to all of my lady blogger friends for being a total dick. Apparently I went blog surfing and brought back a malicious commenter into the circle. True, she’s sorta the real dick. However, I feel like I’m partially to blame. Again, I’m truly sorry ladies. Let me know how I can make it up to you all. And next time I'll stop my wandering eye from um...wandering.


[My "I'm sorry" smile] 

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Posted by Copyboy at 12:02 AM
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46 comments:

  1. LoneIslanderJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:17 AM

    So disturbing, yet so tasty.....

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  2. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:19 AM

    I don't know for what you are apologizing, but I'll readily accept a marzipan penis nonetheless. Never said "no" to one of those.
    xoRobyn

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  3. Major MackJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:24 AM

    i guess theres nothing like a couple penises to chew on eh......

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  4. Oilfield TrashJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:34 AM

    Do they have a vagina cookie?

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  5. mrecanJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:53 AM

    haha im so baked now

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  6. Sharon DayJanuary 11, 2011 at 1:03 AM

    I like the kind with the hot gooey center. Oh yeah, and I like that in my cookies too.

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  7. Das Auto!January 11, 2011 at 1:05 AM

    i'm 20% hungry, 70% grossed out, and 10% contemplating mailing this to some random person's house.

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  8. Alex and BenJanuary 11, 2011 at 1:07 AM

    Those cocks look delicious. I don't normally say that, but the truth is the truth

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  9. DondaJanuary 11, 2011 at 1:14 AM

    I think you are off the hook. :)

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 11, 2011 at 1:38 AM

    The resemblance is uncanny. Some gay reunion party I guess.

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  11. Gucci MamaJanuary 11, 2011 at 1:40 AM

    Your "I'm sorry" smile would cause me to forgive you just about anything, though I doubt there's really anything to forgive.

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  12. RawrJanuary 11, 2011 at 1:45 AM

    penis everywhere

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  13. ericsJanuary 11, 2011 at 1:54 AM

    i wouldn't mind a bit of that dark chocolate cake.

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  14. TS HendrikJanuary 11, 2011 at 1:57 AM

    No thanks, I only eat penis shaped eclairs.

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  15. JodeneJanuary 11, 2011 at 2:07 AM

    hehehehe ... a friend of mine arrived at my house with a penis cake to celebrate his birthday! My mum blushed! I'm glad to see I'm in good company!

    Oh, and as for that smile ...

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  16. *~kAy~*January 11, 2011 at 3:13 AM

    :P

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  17. SamJanuary 11, 2011 at 3:48 AM

    I don't think those cookies will work on bringing a smile to the ladies :P

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  18. Powdered Toast ManJanuary 11, 2011 at 3:51 AM

    That first penis cookie looks real tasty. This will be the only time my lips touch a penis.

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  19. OKinUKJanuary 11, 2011 at 5:06 AM

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  20. OKinUKJanuary 11, 2011 at 5:07 AM

    Penis Cookie #1- The backstory....

    He was an ol' black gentleman who played 1st saxophone for an all-girly cabaret in 1910s New Orleans

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  21. RebeccaJanuary 11, 2011 at 6:07 AM

    this was great to funny and i'll take penis #1 after all anything dipped in chocolate is good.

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  22. Bargain HunterJanuary 11, 2011 at 7:35 AM

    Yummmm macaroons

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  23. BTN Hip HopJanuary 11, 2011 at 8:06 AM

    kinda gross

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  24. Solsby KidJanuary 11, 2011 at 8:40 AM

    Haha great post, gotta say id go for penis #1

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  25. Jumble MashJanuary 11, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    So I'm at work and when I started scrolling down the page, my computer froze. Right on the chocolate penis. Luckily, no one walked in :)

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  26. Megan HarmeyerJanuary 11, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    Double dipped - now *that* is my kind of *cookie*. LMFAO Good thing I work at a quiet end of the clinic - couldn't imagine what my docs (or my patients, for that matter) would say about this.

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  27. Babes MamiJanuary 11, 2011 at 10:22 AM

    I will start selling erotic treats and you can make the marzipan penis for the tops!

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  28. BBJanuary 11, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    Now when I say that I'm drooling over that chocolate penis, I won't tell you if it's the chocolate or the shape that makes me drool. I wouldn't worry about offending anyone. All they have to do is stop reading your blog if they are offended. People are stupid!

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  29. A Beer for the ShowerJanuary 11, 2011 at 11:28 AM

    Who'd have ever thought I'd have cookie envy?

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  30. that guyJanuary 11, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    wow malicious commenter? most of the time they are annonymous aren't they?

    i agree with OFT...where are the vagina cookies?
    Bruce
    bruce johnson jadip
    evilbruce
    stupid stuff i see and hear
    Bruce’s guy book
    the guy book
    Dreamodel Guy
    dreamodeling!

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  31. cooperlifeJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    +1 for vagina cookies. if you don't post them, I will be offended on grounds of sexism.

    RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

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  32. Alex J. CavanaughJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    Yeah, not sure I could bite into those, although it would be fun watching my wife try.

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  33. DaisygirlJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:21 PM

    I want me some penis...I mean penis cookie...haha! you are so stinkin adorable!

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  34. ShadyJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:31 PM

    this caks are for girl:))

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  35. Justsayin'January 11, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    LMAO! That is too funny :D

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  36. CBJanuary 11, 2011 at 1:14 PM

    No thanks Creeper!!!

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  37. Mister SharafJanuary 11, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    this is insane

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  38. MikeyBJanuary 11, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    haha those are great,
    ps thanks for the blog of the day! Much appreciated.

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  39. poelanotexJanuary 11, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    i laughed at the first one

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  40. MarleneJanuary 11, 2011 at 9:33 PM

    Who buys these things?!!! Do I wanna know!?!

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  41. MarnieJanuary 11, 2011 at 9:44 PM

    These would be great for a bachelorette party. I'm laughing at the sprinkle of coconut...and the fact you said penis :0D

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  42. KickenChickenzJanuary 11, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    gross, i dunno i stay away from anything penis shaped , homophobe maybe

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  43. Golden EraJanuary 12, 2011 at 12:00 AM

    haha, would i be gay if i ate food shaped like a dick?

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  44. Pat TillettJanuary 12, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    I'm glad to see you had a glass of alchohol in front of you instead of a soaked tampon behind you....

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  45. SandraJanuary 13, 2011 at 12:01 AM

    Your "I'm sorry" smile is terribly cute. You're forgiven even if I do have seemed to have missed the whole "nasty commenter" debacle.
    Now I'm craving a big chocolate penis.

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