Tuesday, January 11, 2011

2 PENIS COOKIES WORTH GETTING YOUR HANDS ON



Penis cookie #1 comes from the HOT COOKIE bakery in San Francisco, CA. 

Also known as the monster macaroon. This decadent treat is double dipped in thick rich dark chocolate and garnished with a wisp of coconut (no mangrooming needed). 



Penis cookie #2 comes from THE EROTIC BAKERY in Seattle, WA.
The ultimate phallic food! This marzipan penis sits atop of a crunchy butter cookie half-dipped in dark chocolate and sprinkles. Yum, yum boneriffic!! 

Ok. Ok. If you haven’t guessed this post has a double meaning. This is also my guy way of apologizing to all of my lady blogger friends for being a total dick. Apparently I went blog surfing and brought back a malicious commenter into the circle. True, she’s sorta the real dick. However, I feel like I’m partially to blame. Again, I’m truly sorry ladies. Let me know how I can make it up to you all. And next time I'll stop my wandering eye from um...wandering.


[My "I'm sorry" smile] 

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45 comments:

  1. I don't know for what you are apologizing, but I'll readily accept a marzipan penis nonetheless. Never said "no" to one of those.
    xoRobyn

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  2. i guess theres nothing like a couple penises to chew on eh......

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  3. I like the kind with the hot gooey center. Oh yeah, and I like that in my cookies too.

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  4. i'm 20% hungry, 70% grossed out, and 10% contemplating mailing this to some random person's house.

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  5. Those cocks look delicious. I don't normally say that, but the truth is the truth

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  6. I think you are off the hook. :)

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  7. The resemblance is uncanny. Some gay reunion party I guess.

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  8. Your "I'm sorry" smile would cause me to forgive you just about anything, though I doubt there's really anything to forgive.

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  9. i wouldn't mind a bit of that dark chocolate cake.

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  10. No thanks, I only eat penis shaped eclairs.

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  11. hehehehe ... a friend of mine arrived at my house with a penis cake to celebrate his birthday! My mum blushed! I'm glad to see I'm in good company!

    Oh, and as for that smile ...

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  12. I don't think those cookies will work on bringing a smile to the ladies :P

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  13. That first penis cookie looks real tasty. This will be the only time my lips touch a penis.

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  15. Penis Cookie #1- The backstory....

    He was an ol' black gentleman who played 1st saxophone for an all-girly cabaret in 1910s New Orleans

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  16. this was great to funny and i'll take penis #1 after all anything dipped in chocolate is good.

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  17. Haha great post, gotta say id go for penis #1

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  18. So I'm at work and when I started scrolling down the page, my computer froze. Right on the chocolate penis. Luckily, no one walked in :)

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  19. Double dipped - now *that* is my kind of *cookie*. LMFAO Good thing I work at a quiet end of the clinic - couldn't imagine what my docs (or my patients, for that matter) would say about this.

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  20. I will start selling erotic treats and you can make the marzipan penis for the tops!

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  21. Now when I say that I'm drooling over that chocolate penis, I won't tell you if it's the chocolate or the shape that makes me drool. I wouldn't worry about offending anyone. All they have to do is stop reading your blog if they are offended. People are stupid!

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  22. Who'd have ever thought I'd have cookie envy?

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  23. wow malicious commenter? most of the time they are annonymous aren't they?

    i agree with OFT...where are the vagina cookies?
    Bruce
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    stupid stuff i see and hear
    Bruce’s guy book
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    dreamodeling!

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  24. +1 for vagina cookies. if you don't post them, I will be offended on grounds of sexism.

    RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

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  25. Yeah, not sure I could bite into those, although it would be fun watching my wife try.

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  26. I want me some penis...I mean penis cookie...haha! you are so stinkin adorable!

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  27. haha those are great,
    ps thanks for the blog of the day! Much appreciated.

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  28. Who buys these things?!!! Do I wanna know!?!

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  29. These would be great for a bachelorette party. I'm laughing at the sprinkle of coconut...and the fact you said penis :0D

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  30. gross, i dunno i stay away from anything penis shaped , homophobe maybe

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  31. haha, would i be gay if i ate food shaped like a dick?

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  32. I'm glad to see you had a glass of alchohol in front of you instead of a soaked tampon behind you....

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  33. Your "I'm sorry" smile is terribly cute. You're forgiven even if I do have seemed to have missed the whole "nasty commenter" debacle.
    Now I'm craving a big chocolate penis.

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