Wednesday, January 19, 2011

SO IF I "ACCIDENTALLY" EVER-SO-GENTLY REMOVED THE HEAD OF THIS MUPPET – WHAT WOULD I SEE?

As to what would drive a 5’ 4 3/4” middle-aged Jew into a slight tiff, I have no clue. Let’s just say the grocery store ran out of my favorite Ben & Jerry’s FroYo Phish Food.

Then I'd accidentally run off to some nameless street where muppets sing about the letter H. 
That'd probably be my breaking point. And then I'd be a quizzical jerk to a muppet having a coffee (off camera), minding his own business. Anyhow, if you were there, this is what you’d see….
An “antron fleece” skin.


And the body itself is made out of a reticulated polyfoam.



Now as to what I'd find up the muppet's ass – it'd either be a live hand or a hand-and-rod. Check it out…

BTW…if you can’t tell, this is my way of thanking everyone that signed on to bloggerdise.com, and got the word out.  Thank you so much! I owe you all. 

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Posted by Copyboy at 12:02 AM
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37 comments:

  1. watchmanJanuary 19, 2011 at 12:04 AM

    LOL wtf

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  2. whatshouldibuytodayJanuary 19, 2011 at 12:10 AM

    puppets...... *shudder*

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  3. LoneIslanderJanuary 19, 2011 at 12:21 AM

    *shiver*

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  4. TS HendrikJanuary 19, 2011 at 12:56 AM

    So where do the cookies go?

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2011 at 1:31 AM

    Guess muppet's ass is not as tight as frog's.

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  6. Das Auto!January 19, 2011 at 1:40 AM

    no phish food? what a rip.

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  7. Henrietta CollinsJanuary 19, 2011 at 2:35 AM

    that's how you say 'thank-you'?

    i wonder what we'd get if you wanted to say 'fuck you'

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  8. Keato LockheartJanuary 19, 2011 at 3:02 AM

    crazy idea, expected punch line was expected

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  9. Major MackJanuary 19, 2011 at 3:25 AM

    how disappointing

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  10. IsaacJanuary 19, 2011 at 3:32 AM

    creepy i never liked puppets even as a kid

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  11. tigeyJanuary 19, 2011 at 3:51 AM

    Weird puppets

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  12. A Daft Scots LassJanuary 19, 2011 at 4:07 AM

    That guy can put his hand up my arse anyday...

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  13. mrecanJanuary 19, 2011 at 4:30 AM

    lol this one is awesome

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  14. Mister SharafJanuary 19, 2011 at 5:58 AM

    interesting :D how you came on thus idea

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  15. BBJanuary 19, 2011 at 6:26 AM

    OMG. I'm devastated. I expected to see a supply of chocolate chip cookies inside. You just brought my world 'crumbling' down. haha. BTW, I'm registered now.

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  16. RebeccaJanuary 19, 2011 at 6:44 AM

    lol..thanks

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  17. TotoJanuary 19, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    haha awesome!

    you follow me: www.samboism.blogspot.com
    and I will return the favor ;)

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  18. Jumble MashJanuary 19, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    Um you're welcome? lol

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  19. Oilfield TrashJanuary 19, 2011 at 10:26 AM

    Fucking awesome. Love it.

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  20. BlahCooCooBlahJanuary 19, 2011 at 11:06 AM

    lol I would have thought rainbows and cookies would come out of Cookie Monster's head!

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  21. Megan HarmeyerJanuary 19, 2011 at 12:47 PM

    HA! I'd love to see that - you taking out your no froyo frustration on Cookie Monster. I know people were hoping to find a cache of cookies, but cookies have been downgraded by the nice folks on Sesame Street to a "sometimes food". *sigh* Don't they realize that SS characters (no, not the Nazi kind) are sacred and shouldn't be messed with? OK - rant over.

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  22. BTN Hip HopJanuary 19, 2011 at 1:42 PM

    i always found big bird scary

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  23. RickJanuary 19, 2011 at 2:02 PM

    yay, big motha' fuckin' bird

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  24. Suciô SanchezJanuary 19, 2011 at 2:03 PM

    You'd have issues after a fisting like that.

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  25. BelleJanuary 19, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    Maybe you could market this idea. Sell a muppet with a machete!

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  26. MarleneJanuary 19, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    5' 4 3/4"?!!!

    You're only an inch taller than I am! :)

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  27. BelleJanuary 19, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    Bloggerdise discriminates against Canadians, so I put down that I live in California. Do you think they will find out?

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  28. The ChampJanuary 19, 2011 at 3:03 PM

    Personally, I don't trust puppets either.

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  29. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2011 at 4:23 PM

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  30. Chris PhillipsJanuary 19, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    Was the body empty, or did you take the cookies and then the picture?

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  31. Chief aka Dad http://unsoundreasoning.blogspot.comJanuary 19, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    Reticulated polyfoam...that's just sick!!!

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  32. Clarence MillerJanuary 19, 2011 at 7:57 PM

    ahah good shit, and i agree on that boycotting thing even tho i have bypassed it. you can learn how


    Following n clickin please do the same

    Learn to pick up the ladies
    therichesthappiest.blogspot.com

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  33. Alex J. CavanaughJanuary 19, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    What did Cookie Monster ever do to you?

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  34. iRage120January 19, 2011 at 11:02 PM

    lol wicked

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  35. A Beer for the ShowerJanuary 20, 2011 at 12:07 AM

    A very smelly lesson taught me not to put my hand up anything's hindside ever again, puppet or otherwise. No, I have no common sense.

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  37. Pat TillettJanuary 22, 2011 at 3:00 PM

    Are you calling me a pucking fuppet?
    eeehawww....

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