Thursday, January 27, 2011

IF YOU HAVE THE SUDDEN URGE TO VIOLATE MY PERSONAL SPACE, PLEASE USE THIS STICK.


Hey, some day you could run into me in the street. And quite possibly you might not wanna hug me or hand me a blog award. Instead, you might want to violate me 8 different ways ‘til Sunday. If the latter is true and you’re itching to discipline me, I'd prefer you use the Hi-Tech LED Walking and Hiking Staff.

  • Anti-shock system
  • Stick made from lightweight anodized aluminum
  • ergonomic foam grip
  • Concealed LED lights
  • Comes equipped with a basket
  • Collapsible and extendable (up to 45 inches!!!)

Here it is in action!!!

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53 comments:

  1. Who does not like to get bamboozled.

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  2. Lmao would def. buy! :D

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  3. Or you could use a stick and a flashlight

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  4. I'm a bigger fan of my nice, hardwood cane myself but hey...whatever floats your boat.

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  5. Ergonomic, extends up to 45 inches and comes equipped with a special basket. Wow! Sounds kind of pervy but hey, whatever rocks your socks. Just please be sure to post a follow up video if your fun fantasy comes true ; )

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  7. Thanks for the shout out. :) Usually the only time I make you think is when you're thinking how much faster you are than me, so feel free to stop back by and feel even better about yourself in comparison. P.S. The addition of the basket here makes allll the difference. Lol

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  8. lol cool walking stick brah

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  9. hellyeah this is what ive been looking for

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  10. When we go camping and hiking, we just pick up a stick from the ground. But it isn't made of plastic or metal, and doesn't cost $20, so how can it be good enough?

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  11. that's pretty cool, I guess.

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  12. That stick sounds pretty intense.

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  13. oh god this is awesome. sweet blog

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  14. Wow...I want that stick...so I can shove it up someones...ahem!

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  15. (I think a daft scots lass has a different tool in mind. Probably should listen) (and, to be sure, Kate also seems to be brandishing something a bit more pleasant)

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but aluminum shafts will only piss me off till I get my hands on your neck!
    (just kidding)

    Personally, I like the idea of a camera with a super bright flash.
    At night, not only will you blind your attacker, but, you'll also have his picture...and with a photograph....WELL...

    First you create a wanted poster...("dead or alive is scary, eh?) big reward, bogus charges, and poke the picture on it and go hang it in the post office.
    That'll teach the beggar to be attacking you at night.

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  16. all i'm hearing is..."please, violate me with this stick."

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  17. Awesome hiking stick! Not expensive either

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  18. I don't know that I would choose a hiking stick to be violated with...There are much more comfortable choices out there, which leads me to believe you may in fact, be psychotic! (Those are the best kind ;)

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  19. I'll pass on the whole violating thing. Though how awesome would it be if someone walked up to you and and handed you a blog award?

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  20. Lightweight, ergonomic, folds into a small package, interchangeable tips; sounds like a guy I once dated.

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  21. And here I thought hiking sticks had already been perfected.

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  22. hahaha, I actually sell those where I work!! Theyre kinda silly IMO, but no better way to beat the crap out of someone in the dark AND enjoy watching it.
    >:3

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  23. I'm all confused. There's that saying about shoving something where the sun don't shine. But this is a STICK and there's a LIGHT...so nontraditional and pervy!

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  24. That's pretty cool, but a bit silly.

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  25. and here i've been duct taping a maglite to a wooden stick all of these years. no more!

    love that the guy in the video is also wearing a head lamp.

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  26. I'll wear a wizard robe and wizard hat if I get one of these! I'll walk around the night blinding people with my light.

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  27. Bits & Pieces - isn't that the store that sells jigsaw puzzles?

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  28. That's amazing. It reminds me a lot of the Chinese Army Shovel. Check that out!


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  29. I want the upgraded version that hold beer inside a hollow cold compartment. I'll pay the extra shipping and handling!!

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  30. These don't actually make good weapons as the tube is hollow aluminum. It bends and breaks somewhat easily. I use one for support daily, doctor required and mine is a solid shaft of dymondwood and hard as steel - it weighs just over a pound and a half and is a mean mother upside the skull.

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  31. haha You have got to be kidding me, the guy in the video looks like a complete moron

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  32. I am ordering one right now! Here is another fine thing you have encouraged me to buy with no immediate use in mind...I just want it. Like Super Bowl tickets...GO Pack GO!

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  33. Anti-shock? What does that mean? Why does a hiking stick need to be anti-shock? O.o

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  34. hahaha this is awesome, I want one!

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  35. I could use one of those sticks with the mood I've been in lately. Oh wait - never mind. I'd probably do some damage.

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  36. I think I'll stick with my collapsible police baton for all of my people-beating needs, but if I ever turn into a raging homosexual I might consider purchasing this.

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  37. I'm already thinking about what I could do to you!

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  38. And it comes with attachments!

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