Thursday, January 27, 2011

IF YOU HAVE THE SUDDEN URGE TO VIOLATE MY PERSONAL SPACE, PLEASE USE THIS STICK.


Hey, some day you could run into me in the street. And quite possibly you might not wanna hug me or hand me a blog award. Instead, you might want to violate me 8 different ways ‘til Sunday. If the latter is true and you’re itching to discipline me, I'd prefer you use the Hi-Tech LED Walking and Hiking Staff.

Here’s what you get for ONLY $19.99:
  • Anti-shock system
  • Stick made from lightweight anodized aluminum
  • ergonomic foam grip
  • Concealed LED lights
  • Comes equipped with a basket
  • Collapsible and extendable (up to 45 inches!!!)

Here it is in action!!!

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Posted by Copyboy at 12:02 AM
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53 comments:

  1. Lil PeeJanuary 27, 2011 at 1:00 AM

    thats so dope

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  2. Jen SparklesJanuary 27, 2011 at 1:09 AM

    I like this!

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2011 at 1:17 AM

    Who does not like to get bamboozled.

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  4. MKDJanuary 27, 2011 at 1:52 AM

    Lmao would def. buy! :D

    Following you :)
    http://the-viral-network.blogspot.com/

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  5. A Daft Scots LassJanuary 27, 2011 at 2:08 AM

    I'd violate you any day....

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  6. ISRAEL CARRASCOJanuary 27, 2011 at 2:56 AM

    Or you could use a stick and a flashlight

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  7. The Game Store GuyJanuary 27, 2011 at 3:03 AM

    I'm a bigger fan of my nice, hardwood cane myself but hey...whatever floats your boat.

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  8. The EmpressJanuary 27, 2011 at 3:19 AM

    Ergonomic, extends up to 45 inches and comes equipped with a special basket. Wow! Sounds kind of pervy but hey, whatever rocks your socks. Just please be sure to post a follow up video if your fun fantasy comes true ; )

    http://rantersbox.blogspot.com/

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  9. my day in a sentenceJanuary 27, 2011 at 6:00 AM

    Wow, as useless as they come. :D

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  10. Kate GeisenJanuary 27, 2011 at 7:42 AM

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  11. Kate GeisenJanuary 27, 2011 at 7:47 AM

    Thanks for the shout out. :) Usually the only time I make you think is when you're thinking how much faster you are than me, so feel free to stop back by and feel even better about yourself in comparison. P.S. The addition of the basket here makes allll the difference. Lol

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  12. RebeccaJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:32 AM

    whatever works for you hun

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  13. JordanJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:17 AM

    lol cool walking stick brah

    ectomorphmuscle.blogspot.com

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  14. mrecanJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:35 AM

    hellyeah this is what ive been looking for

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  15. BlahCooCooBlahJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:42 AM

    The video didn't work me :(

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  16. BelleJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:54 AM

    When we go camping and hiking, we just pick up a stick from the ground. But it isn't made of plastic or metal, and doesn't cost $20, so how can it be good enough?

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  17. Oilfield TrashJanuary 27, 2011 at 10:00 AM

    Hmmm it is a light and a weapon.

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  18. ZakkJanuary 27, 2011 at 10:02 AM

    that's pretty cool, I guess.

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  19. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    That stick sounds pretty intense.

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  20. tyroneJanuary 27, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    oh god this is awesome. sweet blog

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  21. Justsayin'January 27, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    Now that's a stick!

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  22. UnknownJanuary 27, 2011 at 11:18 AM

    Wow...I want that stick...so I can shove it up someones...ahem!

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  23. bonemanJanuary 27, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    (I think a daft scots lass has a different tool in mind. Probably should listen) (and, to be sure, Kate also seems to be brandishing something a bit more pleasant)

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but aluminum shafts will only piss me off till I get my hands on your neck!
    (just kidding)

    Personally, I like the idea of a camera with a super bright flash.
    At night, not only will you blind your attacker, but, you'll also have his picture...and with a photograph....WELL...

    First you create a wanted poster...("dead or alive is scary, eh?) big reward, bogus charges, and poke the picture on it and go hang it in the post office.
    That'll teach the beggar to be attacking you at night.

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  24. Henrietta CollinsJanuary 27, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    all i'm hearing is..."please, violate me with this stick."

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  25. DooJanuary 27, 2011 at 11:45 AM

    Awesome hiking stick! Not expensive either

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  26. UnknownJanuary 27, 2011 at 11:50 AM

    I don't know that I would choose a hiking stick to be violated with...There are much more comfortable choices out there, which leads me to believe you may in fact, be psychotic! (Those are the best kind ;)

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  27. TS HendrikJanuary 27, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    I'll pass on the whole violating thing. Though how awesome would it be if someone walked up to you and and handed you a blog award?

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  28. Sharon DayJanuary 27, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    Lightweight, ergonomic, folds into a small package, interchangeable tips; sounds like a guy I once dated.

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  29. DudemeisterJanuary 27, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    And here I thought hiking sticks had already been perfected.

    wellthisdoesntsuck.blogspot.com

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  30. shishimaruJanuary 27, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    hahaha, I actually sell those where I work!! Theyre kinda silly IMO, but no better way to beat the crap out of someone in the dark AND enjoy watching it.
    >:3

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  31. Margaret BenbowJanuary 27, 2011 at 12:31 PM

    I'm all confused. There's that saying about shoving something where the sun don't shine. But this is a STICK and there's a LIGHT...so nontraditional and pervy!

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  32. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    That's pretty cool, but a bit silly.

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  33. Ante BabajaJanuary 27, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    haha great idea

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  34. Chris PhillipsJanuary 27, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    and here i've been duct taping a maglite to a wooden stick all of these years. no more!

    love that the guy in the video is also wearing a head lamp.

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  35. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2011 at 2:34 PM

    I'll wear a wizard robe and wizard hat if I get one of these! I'll walk around the night blinding people with my light.

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  36. Alex J. CavanaughJanuary 27, 2011 at 3:01 PM

    Bits & Pieces - isn't that the store that sells jigsaw puzzles?

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  37. BTN Hip HopJanuary 27, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    haha i laughed at that title

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  38. Bird Shit January 27, 2011 at 4:13 PM

    I need that!!!!!!!

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  39. DwrekJanuary 27, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    That's amazing. It reminds me a lot of the Chinese Army Shovel. Check that out!


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    http://www.blizzardhacks.com

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  40. BBJanuary 27, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    I want the upgraded version that hold beer inside a hollow cold compartment. I'll pay the extra shipping and handling!!

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  41. Jhon BakerJanuary 27, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    These don't actually make good weapons as the tube is hollow aluminum. It bends and breaks somewhat easily. I use one for support daily, doctor required and mine is a solid shaft of dymondwood and hard as steel - it weighs just over a pound and a half and is a mean mother upside the skull.

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  42. baygirl32January 27, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    who keeps steeling my ideas?

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  43. IsaacJanuary 27, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    haha You have got to be kidding me, the guy in the video looks like a complete moron

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  44. Chief aka Dad http://unsoundreasoning.blogspot.comJanuary 27, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    Hmmm...a gift idea for my 51st birthday !

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  45. Mister SharafJanuary 27, 2011 at 7:23 PM

    nice vid

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  46. ChuckJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:15 PM

    I am ordering one right now! Here is another fine thing you have encouraged me to buy with no immediate use in mind...I just want it. Like Super Bowl tickets...GO Pack GO!

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  47. AdaJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:37 PM

    Anti-shock? What does that mean? Why does a hiking stick need to be anti-shock? O.o

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  48. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    hahaha this is awesome, I want one!

    followed

    blundersfrom6foot2.blogspot.com

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  49. MarleneJanuary 27, 2011 at 10:03 PM

    I could use one of those sticks with the mood I've been in lately. Oh wait - never mind. I'd probably do some damage.

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  50. Das Auto!January 27, 2011 at 10:16 PM

    I think I'll stick with my collapsible police baton for all of my people-beating needs, but if I ever turn into a raging homosexual I might consider purchasing this.

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  51. Babes MamiJanuary 27, 2011 at 10:38 PM

    I'm already thinking about what I could do to you!

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  52. MarnieJanuary 27, 2011 at 11:56 PM

    And it comes with attachments!

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  53. *~kAy~*January 28, 2011 at 4:54 AM

    haha! high tech stick :P

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