Friday, January 28, 2011

SLIM PICKINGS FOR "DADDY ISSUES" FRIDAY


Ladies, you don’t realize how vital this phrase is for our well being. The major reason is we guys need this "ultimate face-saver" when thrusted into man-sized situations.

Misogynistic Cool Guy #1: Dude, I thought you were going to the prom with Ashley

Misogynistic Cool Guy #2: Eh, we’re not together anymore.

Misogynistic Cool Guy #1: Why? She dump you?

Misogynistic Cool Guy #2: Nah, she’s a head case….Real daddy issues.

Misogynistic Cool Guy #1: I hear ya bro! Beer me!

Truth: She did dump me him 'cause I he was lame, but the “Daddy Issues” phrase saved my his manhood.

Sadly as valued as this g-money tag is, it’s still kinda meh when it comes to merchandising. Haven't found much D.I. gear ‘n goods as of late. Maybe you'll have more luck.





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49 comments:

  1. I don't get the LOST one. Maybe if I'd watched it past season 2.

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  2. Yeah, I think that first one should have said "tell me about your daddy issues (while you sit on my lap)"

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  3. meh'

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  4. if someone who dumps has daddy's issues, then the one getting dumped has mommy's issues?

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  5. $152.99 for assless pants? I wonder how much they'd be with an ass?

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  6. Words of dating wisdom from my former boss-- "Never date a psychology major, they're just trying to figure out why daddy didn't love them".

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  7. Hey we have the same theme today, well kinda, okay maybe not...T shirts with slogans on...but I do love me a t-shirt with a snippy saying on it...

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  8. Those are some expensive pants. It might be cheaper if you just bought some pants and cut the *** out...just saying.

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  9. that 'tell me about your daddy issues' t-shirt...

    can you get one for me? i wanna go cruising for sad chicks.

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  10. Because you make me laugh, I have something for you on my blog.

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  11. oh the last one would definitely cause an issue

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  12. why are all the childhood disney stars growing up to be cocaine addicts?

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  13. I don't get the lost one either.

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  14. I haven't heard the "daddy issues" line before. Then again, I have not been in any situations that would have me hearing it.

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  15. oh heavenly blessed beauty...

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  16. I'd rather just drink than to worry about wearing clothes like that. Yuck!!

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  17. I never mind daddy issues - it's the damn female right to opinions I can't stand.

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  18. I don't know what the Lost tee is supposed to mean. All I know is I want it.

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  19. An unannounced anal sex insertion usually cures the daddy issues up for those types of ladies.

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  20. I love that shirt :D Depends on the daddy issues, some times it makes a girl more interesting, sometimes it's best to steer clear! Btw no that's not me in the photo but pretty dang close lol

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  21. Lohan has so many f'ing problems lol

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  22. "Daddy's girls" tend to be more interesting company.

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  23. If I wore those pants, there's be more than daddy issues involved.

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  24. and when are you posting the pic of you modeling the assless chaps

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  25. Lindsey definitely has serious daddy issues. lol

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  26. You know who's got daddy issues??? >:3

    MY MOM!~

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  27. Oh and thanx for the shout out. That's awesome :)

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  28. Love the LOST shirt. I think my Daddy would have issues if I wore those...pants...

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  29. hahaha this is so true... i've used that line a few times myself... i'm damn positive that it was actually true on a couple of occasions... or at least i've convinced myself...

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  30. daddy issues, what a funny phrasalial

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  31. I am still a firm believer that Lohan would be smokin hot if she kept all the weight on......

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  32. LOL lindsay def has daddy issues. The lost tee was funny.

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  33. nice pants lol

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  34. Ah girls and their daddy issues, my favorite kind of baggage. The lost shirt is bomb too, and living near SF I have seen my fair share of chaps

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  35. Finally, a use for all my pairs of assless chaps.

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  36. If a girl has daddy issues they should come to me so I can solve them ;)

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  37. Please promise you will model the chaps when you demonstrate on video the use of your fancy walking stick ; )

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  38. At least these shirts tell me who not to befriend lol.

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  39. you are so funny, where do you think of these things?! And I really hope you are not buying those chaps!

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  40. you are so funny, where do you think of these things?! And I really hope you are not buying those chaps! haha

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  41. Hehehe, true that, daddy issues saves manhood

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  42. i watched 'girl with the dragon tattoo' tonight and that girl was riddled with daddy issues. the guy handled them really well by just not asking.

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  43. Hey now, I've got assless chaps....for riding, of course. I assure you they have nothing to do with my daddy!

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