Friday, January 28, 2011

SLIM PICKINGS FOR "DADDY ISSUES" FRIDAY


Ladies, you don’t realize how vital this phrase is for our well being. The major reason is we guys need this "ultimate face-saver" when thrusted into man-sized situations.

Misogynistic Cool Guy #1: Dude, I thought you were going to the prom with Ashley

Misogynistic Cool Guy #2: Eh, we’re not together anymore.

Misogynistic Cool Guy #1: Why? She dump you?

Misogynistic Cool Guy #2: Nah, she’s a head case….Real daddy issues.

Misogynistic Cool Guy #1: I hear ya bro! Beer me!

Truth: She did dump me him 'cause I he was lame, but the “Daddy Issues” phrase saved my his manhood.

Sadly as valued as this g-money tag is, it’s still kinda meh when it comes to merchandising. Haven't found much D.I. gear ‘n goods as of late. Maybe you'll have more luck.

Zazzle Tee for $31.45


Not quite sure what this one means (but it's only 15 bucks @ Tyson Givens tshirts)


Ass-less chaps (a Daddy Issue staple in my misogynistic opinion / only $152.99 Revzilla)

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Posted by Copyboy at 12:02 AM
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48 comments:

  1. TS HendrikJanuary 28, 2011 at 12:05 AM

    I don't get the LOST one. Maybe if I'd watched it past season 2.

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  2. Sharon DayJanuary 28, 2011 at 12:11 AM

    Yeah, I think that first one should have said "tell me about your daddy issues (while you sit on my lap)"

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  3. CBJanuary 28, 2011 at 12:25 AM

    I think I know an Ashley...

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  4. Clarence MillerJanuary 28, 2011 at 12:36 AM

    meh'

    following and supporting daily
    Player skills, get some ladies
    therichesthappiest.blogspot.com

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2011 at 12:38 AM

    if someone who dumps has daddy's issues, then the one getting dumped has mommy's issues?

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  6. Pat TillettJanuary 28, 2011 at 12:40 AM

    $152.99 for assless pants? I wonder how much they'd be with an ass?

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  7. VaporJanuary 28, 2011 at 1:26 AM

    Words of dating wisdom from my former boss-- "Never date a psychology major, they're just trying to figure out why daddy didn't love them".

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  8. A Daft Scots LassJanuary 28, 2011 at 1:33 AM

    Hey we have the same theme today, well kinda, okay maybe not...T shirts with slogans on...but I do love me a t-shirt with a snippy saying on it...

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  9. ericsJanuary 28, 2011 at 2:03 AM

    get me one of dem pants!

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  10. The Game Store GuyJanuary 28, 2011 at 3:20 AM

    Those are some expensive pants. It might be cheaper if you just bought some pants and cut the *** out...just saying.

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  11. Henrietta CollinsJanuary 28, 2011 at 3:22 AM

    that 'tell me about your daddy issues' t-shirt...

    can you get one for me? i wanna go cruising for sad chicks.

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  12. OKinUKJanuary 28, 2011 at 4:12 AM

    Because you make me laugh, I have something for you on my blog.

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  13. mrecanJanuary 28, 2011 at 4:12 AM

    oh the last one would definitely cause an issue

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  14. Das Auto!January 28, 2011 at 4:16 AM

    why are all the childhood disney stars growing up to be cocaine addicts?

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  15. TeutorixJanuary 28, 2011 at 4:27 AM

    I don't get the lost one either.

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  16. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2011 at 7:39 AM

    I haven't heard the "daddy issues" line before. Then again, I have not been in any situations that would have me hearing it.

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  17. JordanJanuary 28, 2011 at 8:59 AM

    oh heavenly blessed beauty...

    ectomorphmuscle.blogspot.com

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  18. BBJanuary 28, 2011 at 9:31 AM

    I'd rather just drink than to worry about wearing clothes like that. Yuck!!

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  19. Jhon BakerJanuary 28, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    I never mind daddy issues - it's the damn female right to opinions I can't stand.

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  20. DudemeisterJanuary 28, 2011 at 9:41 AM

    I don't know what the Lost tee is supposed to mean. All I know is I want it.

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  21. Oilfield TrashJanuary 28, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    An unannounced anal sex insertion usually cures the daddy issues up for those types of ladies.

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  22. BlahCooCooBlahJanuary 28, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    I love that shirt :D Depends on the daddy issues, some times it makes a girl more interesting, sometimes it's best to steer clear! Btw no that's not me in the photo but pretty dang close lol

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  23. ZakkJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    Lohan has so many f'ing problems lol

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  24. DooJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    lol@those pants haha

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  25. Suciô SanchezJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:40 AM

    "Daddy's girls" tend to be more interesting company.

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  26. Alex J. CavanaughJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:44 AM

    If I wore those pants, there's be more than daddy issues involved.

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  27. RebeccaJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    and when are you posting the pic of you modeling the assless chaps

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  28. Justsayin'January 28, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    Lindsey definitely has serious daddy issues. lol

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  29. shishimaruJanuary 28, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    You know who's got daddy issues??? >:3

    MY MOM!~

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  30. Justsayin'January 28, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    Oh and thanx for the shout out. That's awesome :)

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  31. Bird Shit January 28, 2011 at 12:31 PM

    Assless chaps! Holy Sexy Batman!!!

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  32. Megan HarmeyerJanuary 28, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    Love the LOST shirt. I think my Daddy would have issues if I wore those...pants...

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  33. noogJanuary 28, 2011 at 1:35 PM

    hahaha this is so true... i've used that line a few times myself... i'm damn positive that it was actually true on a couple of occasions... or at least i've convinced myself...

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  34. NingenJanuary 28, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    daddy issues, what a funny phrasalial

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  35. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    I am still a firm believer that Lohan would be smokin hot if she kept all the weight on......

    blundersfrom6foot2.blogspot.com

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  36. the420shack.comJanuary 28, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    LOL lindsay def has daddy issues. The lost tee was funny.

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  37. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    lol this post is hilarious.

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  38. TotoJanuary 28, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    nice pants lol

    http://all-around-toto.blogspot.com/

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  39. IsaacJanuary 28, 2011 at 6:44 PM

    Ah girls and their daddy issues, my favorite kind of baggage. The lost shirt is bomb too, and living near SF I have seen my fair share of chaps

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  40. LesJanuary 28, 2011 at 7:35 PM

    Finally, a use for all my pairs of assless chaps.

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  41. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    If a girl has daddy issues they should come to me so I can solve them ;)

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  42. The EmpressJanuary 28, 2011 at 10:04 PM

    Please promise you will model the chaps when you demonstrate on video the use of your fancy walking stick ; )

    http://rantersbox.blogspot.com/

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  43. AdaJanuary 28, 2011 at 10:55 PM

    At least these shirts tell me who not to befriend lol.

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  44. Ashley StoneJanuary 29, 2011 at 1:17 AM

    you are so funny, where do you think of these things?! And I really hope you are not buying those chaps!

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  45. Ashley StoneJanuary 29, 2011 at 1:18 AM

    you are so funny, where do you think of these things?! And I really hope you are not buying those chaps! haha

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  46. tigeyJanuary 29, 2011 at 2:37 AM

    Hehehe, true that, daddy issues saves manhood

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  47. jonwintersJanuary 29, 2011 at 2:42 AM

    i watched 'girl with the dragon tattoo' tonight and that girl was riddled with daddy issues. the guy handled them really well by just not asking.

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  48. MarleneJanuary 31, 2011 at 3:22 PM

    Hey now, I've got assless chaps....for riding, of course. I assure you they have nothing to do with my daddy!

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