Monday, January 24, 2011

STARVE A COLD OR BINGE A FEVER TO DEATH?


On Sunday afternoon I had the latter. I’m certain of it.  I felt achy, and had a slight temperature (99.6). So to help stop this raging sickness from polluting my body I ate a variety of nourishing foods like …
Hebrew National Bologna ($3.99 @ Big Apple Grocer)
4 -5 slices


Boar’s Head Oven Gold Turkey (not sure of deli counter price)
4 slices

Hellmann’s Dijionnaise ($3.59 @ Home Delivery Foods)
7-8 squirts

Loacker Dark Chocolate Quadratini (8-pack for $25.23 @ Amazon)
10 -12 squares


Hershey’s Special Dark Pieces (2 bags for $5.98 @ Miejer)
18 -24 pieces 


Chicken and Corn Egg drop soup  (sm. $1.85 @ Yummy House)



Half an Eggroll ($1.65 @ Yummy House)



Steamed pork/shrimp dumplings ($5.75)
8 dumplings



Skinny Cow Chocolate Fudge Brownie ($2.25 @ Home Delivery Foods)


... and a Pepto-Bismol chaser (for obvious reasons)


Please don’t judge. 

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Posted by Copyboy at 12:03 AM
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37 comments:

  1. TS HendrikJanuary 24, 2011 at 12:09 AM

    I'm pretty sure fevers mean the metabolism is burning faster. Yeah, let's go with that.

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  2. AndrewJanuary 24, 2011 at 12:10 AM

    Really?
    Dude, even if you weren't feeling ill, I wouldn't recommend that diet.

    Lemme know how it turns out, though. You never can tell when you might stumble across some miracle cure.

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  3. A Beer for the ShowerJanuary 24, 2011 at 12:10 AM

    Taking the deli-choco-asian approach to battling sickness, eh? As long as you're on a health kick, maybe throw a beer or two into the mix?

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  4. The Bipolar DivaJanuary 24, 2011 at 12:14 AM

    That should have killed whatever it was!

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  5. Ashley StoneJanuary 24, 2011 at 12:39 AM

    wow, that's a lot of food! Glad you have the pepto! Feel better. : )

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  6. Oilfield TrashJanuary 24, 2011 at 12:44 AM

    I am pretty sure that if you would have added Patron, you would be sick free by now.

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 24, 2011 at 12:48 AM

    That diet needs more bacon

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  8. ZakkJanuary 24, 2011 at 1:33 AM

    I agree this does require more bacon.

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  9. SamJanuary 24, 2011 at 2:56 AM

    you made me so hungry now :)

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  10. A Daft Scots LassJanuary 24, 2011 at 3:43 AM

    have you ANY idea of how many fucking calories that is???

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  11. noogJanuary 24, 2011 at 4:03 AM

    You should've combine all those into one huge sammich... not sure how that would taste though

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  12. RebeccaJanuary 24, 2011 at 6:27 AM

    wow now that was a meal

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  13. PencilGirlJanuary 24, 2011 at 8:24 AM

    Erm... All that in a day? :|

    Anyway, come check out my blog.. Something for you there.. ;)

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  14. BBJanuary 24, 2011 at 8:36 AM

    When I get sick I get an appetite that won't quit. I'm with you!!

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  15. DooJanuary 24, 2011 at 9:04 AM

    Whoa, thats quite a lot of food :D have fun ^^

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  16. Jumble MashJanuary 24, 2011 at 9:18 AM

    Ok every time I get sick, I'm gonna pretend this is the ultimate remedy so I have an excuse to pig out. Thanks for that.

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  17. ericsJanuary 24, 2011 at 9:44 AM

    heyy can i have a slice?

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  18. AnonymousJanuary 24, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    I totally just puked! LOL

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  19. mrecanJanuary 24, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    oh im so jealous of you right now

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  20. Justsayin'January 24, 2011 at 12:27 PM

    holy crap!

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  21. watchmanJanuary 24, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    "variety of nourishing foods"

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  22. Suciô SanchezJanuary 24, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    Do they have vitamins on your planet?

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  23. that guyJanuary 24, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    good post as usual!

    now i am hungry. however....

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  24. MarleneJanuary 24, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    I'm laughing so hard at Sucio's comment!!!

    You poor thing, though....really. (How the heck did you manage to keep all that down, anyway? I take it you didn't have the pukes?!)

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  25. Alex and BenJanuary 24, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    For as we all know, bologna is sickness' natural enemy. Much like the cobra and the mongoose

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  26. LesJanuary 24, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    oh god man, your stomach must be made of iron

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  27. Mister SharafJanuary 24, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    hungry now

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  28. Pat TillettJanuary 24, 2011 at 8:12 PM

    The idea is to make you spew. You know how after you hurl, you always feel better? Except if you accidently snuffed some of it up into your sinuses, then you could get an infection and fever of another sort....

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  29. DooJanuary 24, 2011 at 8:57 PM

    And are you better? :D

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  31. CopyboyJanuary 24, 2011 at 10:33 PM

    I am better indeed. And no, I didn't eat as much tonight.

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  32. Das Auto!January 24, 2011 at 10:35 PM

    the nastiness is overwhelming... i just eat a shitload of vitamin c... like 900% daily recommended intake... sickness b gone!

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  33. DondaJanuary 25, 2011 at 9:09 AM

    Dear Lord, Man! I just gained a dress size reading that! I hope ya feel better.

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  34. Babes MamiJanuary 25, 2011 at 8:56 PM

    at least the ice cream was skinny cow?

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  35. ChuckJanuary 26, 2011 at 9:42 PM

    I know I am several days late reading this but it still made ME sick!

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