Monday, January 24, 2011

STARVE A COLD OR BINGE A FEVER TO DEATH?


On Sunday afternoon I had the latter. I’m certain of it.  I felt achy, and had a slight temperature (99.6). So to help stop this raging sickness from polluting my body I ate a variety of nourishing foods like …
4 -5 slices


Boar’s Head Oven Gold Turkey (not sure of deli counter price)
4 slices

7-8 squirts

10 -12 squares


18 -24 pieces 








8 dumplings





... and a Pepto-Bismol chaser (for obvious reasons)


Please don’t judge. 

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35 comments:

  1. I'm pretty sure fevers mean the metabolism is burning faster. Yeah, let's go with that.

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  2. Really?
    Dude, even if you weren't feeling ill, I wouldn't recommend that diet.

    Lemme know how it turns out, though. You never can tell when you might stumble across some miracle cure.

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  3. Taking the deli-choco-asian approach to battling sickness, eh? As long as you're on a health kick, maybe throw a beer or two into the mix?

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  4. That should have killed whatever it was!

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  5. wow, that's a lot of food! Glad you have the pepto! Feel better. : )

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  6. I am pretty sure that if you would have added Patron, you would be sick free by now.

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  7. I agree this does require more bacon.

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  8. have you ANY idea of how many fucking calories that is???

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  9. You should've combine all those into one huge sammich... not sure how that would taste though

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  10. Erm... All that in a day? :|

    Anyway, come check out my blog.. Something for you there.. ;)

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  11. When I get sick I get an appetite that won't quit. I'm with you!!

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  12. Whoa, thats quite a lot of food :D have fun ^^

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  13. Ok every time I get sick, I'm gonna pretend this is the ultimate remedy so I have an excuse to pig out. Thanks for that.

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  14. oh im so jealous of you right now

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  15. Do they have vitamins on your planet?

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    now i am hungry. however....

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  17. I'm laughing so hard at Sucio's comment!!!

    You poor thing, though....really. (How the heck did you manage to keep all that down, anyway? I take it you didn't have the pukes?!)

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  18. For as we all know, bologna is sickness' natural enemy. Much like the cobra and the mongoose

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  19. oh god man, your stomach must be made of iron

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  20. The idea is to make you spew. You know how after you hurl, you always feel better? Except if you accidently snuffed some of it up into your sinuses, then you could get an infection and fever of another sort....

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  22. I am better indeed. And no, I didn't eat as much tonight.

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  23. the nastiness is overwhelming... i just eat a shitload of vitamin c... like 900% daily recommended intake... sickness b gone!

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  24. Dear Lord, Man! I just gained a dress size reading that! I hope ya feel better.

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  25. at least the ice cream was skinny cow?

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  26. I know I am several days late reading this but it still made ME sick!

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