Wednesday, January 12, 2011


If you just gagged or threw up a bit in your mouth – my apologies. Sadly this is true. Apparently today’s teens don’t even need a mouth to get their buzz on. All they have to do is purchase the following...
The kids start by taking the tampon and giving it a generous dunk in some vodka. Then they either insert it into the vajayjay or rectum. I’m sure you can figure out what sex does what.

2 common myths about the ol’ tampon in the vagina/rectum routine:

My mom and dad won’t know I’m drunk ‘cause I don’t have alcohol on my breath.
FALSE: When large doses of alcohol enter the bloodstream the body will try and rid it any way it can (like forcing it through the lungs and out of the other hole with teeth).

Alcohol in my rectum or vagina actually helps to clean myself down there.
FALSE: It can cause you to have a burning sensation or worse – leak blood.


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  1. My generation is pathetic. :/ *sigh*

  2. I would love to see someone do this...correction I would love to see how drunk someone can get by doing this.

  3. That is wrong in SO many ways.....ick!

  4. Destroyed vaginas, beer bongs in anuses. Sounds like Liza Minelli's wedding night.

  5. One day I'm going to have to have children, and I'm going to have to release them into this world... and I am NOT looking forward to that. In particular, the day I have to punish my son for shoving an alcohol soaked tampon up his gooch. God help us all.

  6. have you ever seen the show 1000 ways to die? on one of them a guy has his wife pour beer into his rectum with a wierd thing he built, and he basically od'd on it and died.

  7. Not to be all literal on this one... but um... tampons increase GREATLY in size when soaked with any fluid... and would be pretty impossible to insert ANYWHERE once "disproportionate"... I'm confused as to how this works. Gross either way. Nut up and drink it ya'bastards!

  8. Wow! I haven't heard that. It sure would be a good way to sneak booze into the KY Derby!! Have you seen the vodka eyeball? I'm gonna have to find it for you.

  9. Thanks for the breaking news! You can always trust doctors in blue scrubs.

  10. Well fuck, am I getting old or something.....I better go get some tampons a tube and a funell. Ill be right back;

  11. I don't get it :/ tampon and vodka ... ;/

  12. I hope this kills off the majority of rich, snobby kids in america.

  13. I like how she repeats, it's going to completely destroy the vagina.

  14. Well, this is sufficiently disgusting. i should get off the internet.

  15. what the hell man
    i didnt know there were cases like this. why would anyone think vodka would clean her vagina

  16. That woman is so dumb, I don't think I'd ever hit that anyway, ew. XD


    i know what i'm doing this weekend! haha! FUCK YEAH! the hell are you going?!

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  18. Reminds me of the way a man died in the '1000 ways to die' show ><

  19. They put alcohol in rectum or vagina

  20. My favorite part is when she sad vagina.

  21. damn is this real?
    does it actually work?
    thats creepy as hell.
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  22. It's very seldom that I'm speechless! Totally speechless!

  23. that's just wrong on so many levels what happen to good old fashion sneaking your parents stuff and heading down to the lake

  24. that is HR fucked up and stuff...
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  25. can't say I'll be trying this one... I prefer vodka mixed with juice, not cotton

  26. Lol MY GOD, Ive NEVER heard of this before haha

  27. Wait seriously? That's just... wut? A beer bong to the ass?! oh man...

  28. Almost makes some blind-drunk jackass barfing his guts out the old-fashioned way seem kind of cleanly and modest by comparison...

  29. 1. I am embarrassed to be a part of this generation.
    2. As a regular tampon user, I have to question how people insert it once it's all wonked out with liquid.

  30. Awesome. A new way to "drink" at work. OMG I can't believe people do this. Privileged white teens suck ass.

  31. These are the same kids that watch Jerry Springer so why am I not surprised?

    Hey I gave you an award!

  32. I Heard my morning radio guys talking about this before. How stupid! Wait..... I'm jealous I didn't think to post this. @McGriddle Pants a caller actually asked them that same question and according to the radio show they leave it in the plastic applicator and dip it in the alcohol first.

  33. I first heard of that back in high school and I was disgusted by it then. SOOO gross. And that would BURN!

  34. So much shit going on. Most rumours are false. If you have any common sense you know what's right and what's wrong. Some people need to sort themselves out. Great to see someone posting an education blog. P.S. New Follower

  35. This is just terrible...and funny. Great blog dude following you. wanna check out mine?

  36. erp....
    That is just wrong! wrong wrong wrong...

    great post though!

  37. I'm actually stunned. Like...don't know what to think and that doesn't happen often.

  38. Who thought of this and how did they get caught?

    Beer in rectum...?!? Wouldn't it end up leaking out?!?

    Why would anyone want to damn their vagina when it has the ability to be so much joy in the crazy world.

  39. Funny you should post this (funny ironic not funny ha ha). I just happened to catch a segment on the show 1000 Ways To Die last night. It showed an alcoholic who had just had throat surgery and was so desparate for a drink he filled an enema bag full of sherry, shoved the nozzle up his ass and had his wife (dumbass) squeeze the whole load into him. Since the alcohol went straight into the blood stream without the benefit of being filtered by the liver, he died with a BAC of .5! His wife just put him to bed when he passed out, which was like immediately after he walked out of the bathroom. That show rocks!

  40. this is... pretty disgusting. Nice blog, though! Following :)

  41. I think I'll try a Lagavulin suppository.

  42. Wow! I just lied and said I was spending the night with "friends" when I wanted to get wasted. What will these kids think of next? Nevermind, I'm scared to find out!

  43. Oh, and thanks for sharing my blog. :D

  44. Well now what will I have to do this weekend?

  45. how retarted are these kids?? Dude...Got go school!! Ignorence is NOT bliss...

  46. In case it was not mentioned, alcohol in your ass can kill you. You don't get the benefit of having a liver when you bypass it.

  47. Are you kidding me? Now I've seen/heard it all! No...wait...I haven't. I learn something new almost every day when I come to your blog. ;)

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