Tuesday, January 4, 2011

YES I KNOW WHERE YOU CAN SCORE 40 CCs OF PIG’S BLOOD, BUT THAT’S NOT THE MOST INTERESTING PART.


I was off today. Jealous much? The wife wasn’t. So since I was alone, I made a pact with myself to try and be productive. Start 2011 off right. Get organized. Do all the stuff I put off in 2010. Well I’m happy to report that I put in 45 minutes of real solid work. The rest of the day was spent (in ranking order)…
1-surfing porn (soft core)
2-mindless surfing
3-TV watching
4-video game playing
5-surfing porn (weird core)
While I was in my TV surfing stage I watched a bit of Joss Whedon’s ANGEL and one of the TWILIGHT movies (don’t ask me which one).  Both of those movies left me with one aching question.

IF I WAS A GOOD VAMPIRE (with great hair), HOW COULD I GET STEADY SUPPLY OF ANIMAL BLOOD IF I LIVED IN A BIG CITY?
The answer = INNOVATIVE RESEARCH

What is it?
Basically they're an online company that supplies all kinds of medical goodies (whole blood, cells, proteins, plasmas, etc.) to universities and private labs.

So what's the most intriguing part? At first I thought it was the fact that they had all kinds of blood. However the real kicker is the price list. How the hell do they decide what costs what? Here's what I'm talking about... 







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38 comments:

  1. All of that seems expensive when you consider that when we humans give blood we only get a small ass container of welchs grape juice.

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  2. oh wow! The things people would buy...

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  3. interesting that donkey blood is only 50.00...

    but you know vampires, they have exquisite taste.. and you are what you eat...

    mebbe they don't want to be a bloody ass..

    Bruce
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  4. the blood is used for clinical testing of scientific experiments. Dat shit cost money yo.

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  5. So I read the bit about you surfing soft core and thought, 'why is is he specifying what kind?' and then I got to the last line and burst out laughing.

    I just want to know why Guinea Pig costs so much. Seems like it would be cheaper and easier to get than other.

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  6. i would save the rhesus monkey blood for special occasions, like a fine bottle of wine. being the cheap bastard that i am, i'd tie myself over on swine

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  7. a few points, if i may...

    a) if you were THAT vampire with great hair, YOU would have to HIDE from ME
    b) did that bag say BEAGLE BLOOD? DA FUCK?
    c) you can't just say you were surfing 'weird core' porn, then not specify. that's just cruel.

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  8. You shop for blood online and surf for porn and THIS is the post you make?! You could've at least included ONE saucy picture with some tits 'n ass!

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  9. im with lassy here, show me some Ass! :)

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  10. Just for you, little traitors…

    youtube.com/watch?v=6YgdmtkTwO8&feature=related


    WHAT IS WRONG WITH HENRY?



    we're this far from nuking all of you....




    the X-MAS vacuum cleaner for the atheists....


    shermer, randi, myers, pz, dawkins, harris

    thecoolgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/henry-desktop-vacuum1.jpg



    youtube.com/watch?v=lz4R0GHfM-Y&

    why does everyone always want to PUNCH you, shermer?


    badscience.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=19852

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  11. like that you have your priority straight and that porn tops your list

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  12. can an individual buy these? these are good prices you know
    lol

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  13. Congrats on a day off well spent! I think...

    And thanks for the new blog of the day thing! I bet that's because I know where to buy pork blood for only $.99 a pound!!!!!!!

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  14. Oops...I think it's actually $.99 a PINT. I'll bet one doesn't even buy animal blood by weight!

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  15. When I get a chance I'll disclose my porn cache for the day. Very tame-ish stuff. :)

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  16. In my opinion, you had a very productive day! PS that blood stuff made me almost throw up in my mouth! Science is expensive dude.

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  17. Psssst....over here....(whispering). I know where you can get some fresh donkey blood real cheap. I know a guy, who knows a girl, who knows a guy........hehehehehe. I couldn't resist Copyboy!!! You are too funny.

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  18. Sounds like your day ended in a bloody mess. If I were a city vampire, I'd just hook up with dudes who don't mind if I drain their main vein. Har har. Seriously, though, I read a vampire book once that was very sexy. While the vampire pleasured women, he would bite their thigh vein and take a little drink while taking them to climax, making the climax more powerful. So, technically you could be surfing the porn sites for legit reasons, to look for volunteers. It's all legit.

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  19. I bet there majority of people here are vampires :P

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  20. Your mind works in very interesting ways. I think the cost is in direct proportion to the animal size and the "exotic" level of said animal. But you're right...how really do they decide? I wonder how much a unit of whole human blood costs.

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  21. Did the have any Aardvark blood? I need a half cup for a recipe...

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  22. The Twilight vampire Edward Cullen never watches porn! (He's a Mormon virgin.) You could learn from him!

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  23. Wait a minute...doesn't "mindless surfing" equate with porn surfing anyway? Ha ha ha.

    Bloody brilliant post.

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  24. I think I am a vampire! And i might just follow you with them things to do in 2011 lol

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  25. Ok that took a completely unexpected turn. LOVE IT.

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  26. Screw donating blood, we should all unionize and charge money for our blood.

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  27. ha ha ha...

    I love Marlenes comment..

    bloody brilliant :)

    I'm going to catch up on your blog PRONTO!

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  28. For what reason anyone would buy those (except for clenching your vampire blood thirst)

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  29. Bummer if I was living on mini-pig blood...

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  30. Okay, I am getting a hunting license for wild pigs...I'm gonna be rich!!!!!

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  31. Supply and demand, my friend. Monkey blood is delicious, a true delicacy, while bovine blood is common and bland.

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  32. I think Angel was the last vampire character before being a vampire meant you were in a soap opera drama. He was a good vampire without being lame, and having a reason.

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