Thursday, January 13, 2011

A DOUCHEY DID YOU KNOW: FACEBOOK Edition


I’m not suggesting that anyone try this at all. If ya did, I'm 72.8% sure all of your friends and family would think you’re a total douche. But c’mon, don’t you just get the urge to do something like this at least once?
Am I evil for having this thought? 

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53 comments:

  1. incredibly fucking evil. You sick bastard!

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  2. I rejoice every time I hear of a cat's demise.

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  3. Dick move, but I still laughed.

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  4. Again, I WOULD NEVER do this. Really.

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  5. Oh that stings. Lol there is no misinterpreting that move. Gotta be douchey

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  6. Kitty-sicle. That might get some empathy. I'm glad you didn't kill off the fictitious family dog, somehow that just is more douchey.

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  7. Always had the urge to wedge cat up my ass.

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  8. frozen pussy is never funny.

    NEVER.

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  9. well if the cat was too stupid to get back in, then natural selection has taken its course.

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  10. I'd laugh at the idea of being that rude to somebody, but never actually do it haha

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  11. hahah man what is going on here

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  12. I hate facebook, never use it. Intersting discussion though, I'll be following.

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  13. If it was a dog, it would be evil. Nobody likes stupid cats.

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  14. lol..too funny i most likely would have done the same as a joke just because if anyone i knew posted that it would be just that a joke.

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  15. mebbee i am missing something but i fail to see the problem with thumbs upping and liking that your friends cat will be missed....

    oh wait...


    hey! look... beer....

    i always blame callousness on drinking....


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  16. I wouldn't say evil... maybe you just spend too much time on the internet :p

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  17. I personally "like" things that no one should like. Usually for people who openly piss me off and forget to take me off facebook. I'm a chick so I'll never call myself a "douche" but I would say it's rather bitchy and mean. (and hilarious)

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  18. Some real fucked up shit goes on. I've seen an r.i.p message get abused. It's the way society is these days. WE NEED A WAR

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  19. Call me naive, but I don't understand these one-way kitty doors. When Whiskers wanted to get back in, was the owner holding it shut with her boot, cackling? Evil dickwad!

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  20. ....though on second thought, you could be giving a thumbs up to the "you will be missed" part.... not so evil.

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  21. good call! well done! I would have done the same and I am sadden I didn't have the opportunity to do so!

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  22. That's terrible...

    Don't forget to check and support often your local information hot-spot lifeformation.blogspot.com!

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  23. Hahaha at first glance I thought this was my BIL facebook, his cat is his picture and it looks almost just like this!

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  24. haha, actually all I can think is your on facebook and you have not friend-ed me yet?

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  25. What's sick is not what you wrote but that we all love it!!! hahahaha.

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  26. gave you an award
    http://becca-mycrazystuff.blogspot.com/2011/01/life-is-good-pt2.html

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  27. Because I "get you" now, I laugh. If I was new, though, I'd definitely think you were a douche bag! Ha ha ha!

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  28. but if you push like then everyone will know you are the one that lured mr. whisker out of the house.

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  29. I doubt that scored you any brownie points.

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  30. Yeah, I felt bad for laughing at that.

    Cheers!

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  31. Sure I've been tempted a few times, but I never did it :)

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  32. You're all kinds of fucked up Creeper!! That's awful!

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  33. HAHAHAHAHA! You're my kind of twisted.

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  34. I have urges like this all the time, especially when it comes from a particularly whiny person who only uses FB as a place to air their dirty laundry. The things I know about the girl I haven't talked to since 2nd grade could fill a 2-part Maury show.

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  35. hehehe....not your fault they don't have a 'dislike' option...really... :D

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  36. Your mind goes on vacay when you're bored, or snowed in, or both.

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  37. That would be funny to see everyones reaction lol

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  38. Well when you phrase a cats death in such a hilarious way...
    Its almost like you HAVE to 'like' it.

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  39. It's not doucey if the cat robbed you or keyed your car.

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  40. Somehow you got me to laugh about a kitty's death...

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