Friday, January 21, 2011

I DRANK DIP SPIT…LET’S GET PAST IT.


Date: Some Friday summer night back in 1995.

If you asked my friends, they’d swear I acted like a pansy that night and deserved what I got. We were at some microbrew-ish bar called Zip City Brewery. My head started bobbing ‘cause I was so tir… [Cue sitcom-like dream sequence]

Me: [yawn]

Friend #1: Dude, it’s 10:30. C’mon! Wake up!

Me: I’m wiped.

 
Friend #2: You shouldn’t had those 2 Zimas while watching X-files.

Friend #1 [takes out a yellow pill]: Here, take a NoDoz.

Me: I’m not taking that…wait what is it?


Friend #1: It’s f*cking caffeine. It’s like a Jolt.

Me: Hey, who sings this song? This is hmmm hmmmm hmmm....Break...Breakfast at Tiffanies?!

Friend #1: Quit stalling.

Friend #2: Deep Blue Something. Take the freakin’ pill asshole.

Me: Fine, but I’ll only take it in a beer.

[While I semi-doze off my friend puts the pill in my beer. I woke up just enough to take a sip]

Me (shout): DEAR GOD [Friend’s name], DID YOU DIP?!!!!!!!

CUT to a visual of a string of dip spit trailing from my mouth to the bottle. I have a look of horror on my face (complete with wet tobacco bits all over my lips).

[End Scene]

What really happened?
My friend put the pill in the wrong beer bottle. The bottle that my buddy was using for his dip saliva. YES my friends, I TOOK A SWIG OF DIP SPIT.
  
So how did it taste?
Between you and me, it didn’t taste that bad. Sorta like foamy chamomile tea, mixed with pencil and cork. It also had an oaky finsh. To this day I never forgot that taste. And I’m sure I never will. Happy Friday!

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Posted by Copyboy at 12:02 AM
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43 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2011 at 12:04 AM

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com

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  2. Sharon DayJanuary 21, 2011 at 12:12 AM

    Gah-ross! I thought only the dipshits out here in the west dipped. I can imagine burping that taste for hours. Did it wake you up? You might have invented a new energy drink.

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  3. Megan HarmeyerJanuary 21, 2011 at 12:17 AM

    Awesome! I've done the same thing - minus the NoDoz, of course. Deep Blue Something. Again. Awesome.

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  4. not displayedJanuary 21, 2011 at 12:30 AM

    Yucky

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  5. PamJanuary 21, 2011 at 12:40 AM

    Holy cow! Wow. Nuff said.

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  6. Brohan JohnsonJanuary 21, 2011 at 12:56 AM

    gross.

    http://springsci.blogspot.com/

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  7. ZakkJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:00 AM

    That's the grossest thing I've heard all day.

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  8. that guyJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:01 AM

    grodey to the max!

    or was that the 80's?

    i am just really kinda grossed out...

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:08 AM

    Sweet...

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  10. Das Auto!January 21, 2011 at 1:11 AM

    gnarly! i genuinely hope that never happens to me.

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  11. A Daft Scots LassJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:12 AM

    Honestly, that did make me throw up in my mouth a little...

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  12. Alex and BenJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:15 AM

    bahaha that's gross man. My friends would have a face full of fist.

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  13. TS HendrikJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:32 AM

    What a charming story. I think I shall go dry heave for a moment. lol

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  14. VaporJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:34 AM

    Did that once, then immediate vomited.

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  15. iRage120January 21, 2011 at 1:37 AM

    My dad use to dip and he would spit into pepsi cans and purposely place them in the fridge and replace my drink. Now every time I leave a drink out of my sight I will not drink from it.

    ITT: my dad was a dick and a pro at setting up booby-traps

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  16. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:40 AM

    I can't even imagine how gross that would be.

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  17. noogJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:10 AM

    hahaha sucks dude... i used to do dip back in college... got in a fight once with a lip full of tobacco. long story short, i swallowed that whole thing...

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  18. ISRAEL CARRASCOJanuary 21, 2011 at 5:28 AM

    Nasty

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  19. mrecanJanuary 21, 2011 at 5:32 AM

    oh man what the hell
    great story i tell you

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  20. BBJanuary 21, 2011 at 7:54 AM

    I have a really strong stomach but that would have made me puke. OMG gross. I like the way you wrote this one.

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  21. Mister SharafJanuary 21, 2011 at 9:50 AM

    GREAT post

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  22. Oilfield TrashJanuary 21, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    As always I am left laughing.

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  23. Cpt PownzorJanuary 21, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    yeah thats gross. Many times I have seen that happen with a stray beer bottle at a party.Its gross every time.

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  24. BTN Hip HopJanuary 21, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    doesnt that make you vomit?

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  25. CBJanuary 21, 2011 at 11:05 AM

    In 1995 I was 12... ;)

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  26. MarleneJanuary 21, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    I think I just threw up a little in my mouth!

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  27. DaisygirlJanuary 21, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    ya know what that is what you get for drinking Zima's dude!

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  28. Chief aka Dad http://unsoundreasoning.blogspot.comJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    Whatever doesn't kill ya, makes ya stronger :-)

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  29. The Dream GuideJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    im not the only one, thank god. but this makes u want to die there for a second

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  30. The Dream GuideJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    and who the hell drinks zima..

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  31. Alex J. CavanaughJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    I'll pass!
    And damn, do they still make Jolt Cola?

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  32. RebeccaJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:32 PM

    eww that is just nasty sorry but it is.

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  33. Jumble MashJanuary 21, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    Ok that actually happened to me once too. Dad spit in a Coke can and then I took a drink. Freakin nastiest thing in the world.

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  34. Justsayin'January 21, 2011 at 4:46 PM

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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  35. DooJanuary 21, 2011 at 6:04 PM

    FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    fml!!! why o why

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  36. mamtcJanuary 21, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    thanks and so sweet of u add my blog. This is one interesting blog.

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  37. MarnieJanuary 21, 2011 at 8:08 PM

    You poor bugger! Ack, ack, ack!!!

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  38. poelanotexJanuary 21, 2011 at 9:05 PM

    Kind of funny

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  39. IsaacJanuary 21, 2011 at 10:22 PM

    I have come close to doing this a few times, disgusting

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  40. Major MackJanuary 21, 2011 at 10:46 PM

    nasty

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  41. UnknownJanuary 21, 2011 at 11:29 PM

    "And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany's" thanks dude, now it's stuck in my head! I grew up in Alabama, around here everyone has drank dip spit at some point. Except, of course, me! I'd like to keep it that way!

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  42. Pat TillettJanuary 22, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    I actually gagged just now! I've never drank anyboy elses dip spit, but I did accidently swallow some of my own (back in the day).
    disgusting....

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  43. The WyrdremJanuary 27, 2011 at 5:02 PM

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