Dang! Between my dissertation on “Tranq’ing Santa” and proving that Hello Kitty is a lush it must’ve completely slipped my mind. Really sorry about that. Especially since I know how high this post is on everyone’s priority lists (just under viewing this youtube video of a slug being salted to death.)
SO WHY DO I FINGER JARS?
1) I am a man. 2) I’m too lazy to get a spoon. And 3) fingering food helps me sober up after I’ve had too much liquor at social functions.
Enough stalling, HERE ARE THE 3 JARS I LOVED TO FINGER IN 2010.
Someone put something healthy in my absolute favorite condiment. Now egg and fat comes complete with cholesterol fighting oil.
NWM Tip: After 5 or 10 fingers, I always like to add Wheat Thins® to the mix. They taste oh so crunchy 'n creamy with a nice mayo coating.
Discovered this jewel at my X-mas Eve poker game. The added bonus here is I can finger this jar hot or cold. Either way it has a distinct cheesy taste with a kick of hotness.
NWM Tip: Finger responsibly. Only nuke the dip for like 14 seconds or you’ll singe your digit.
MILKY WAY SPREAD: I simply can get enough of this creamy chocolate spread swirled with ribbons of vanilla icing.
NWM Tip: Perfecto with an ice-cold glass of milk and a Mallomar® or 12.