Rules are simple. In the search area type in part of a statement or question. Then simply let Google finish it off. Here’s how I did last night with a blood alcohol level of .08042.
I always look forward to these posts. I wonder how many times you have to search for the effects of eating polar bear liver to have it come up as the 3rd option!
It really worries me that enough people have asked if they'd die if they ate poop. Though I must admit, I'm curios as to whether or not Hobbits smoke weed.
I once needed to find out what human flesh tasted like as research for a zombie novel. Went to google, typed in 'what does hu', and it instantly autocompleted a ton of variations of what do humans taste like. Made me feel okay that I wasn't the only sick puppy that needed to know this... but also made me feel weird, as the other 99% of searchers probably weren't doing this as research for a novel...
I'm going to try this immediately. I'm curious who the fuck was curious about the after effects of eating polar bear liver...
ReplyDeleteI have to try this with Google sometime. My God this was funny!
ReplyDeleteBlog post win.
ReplyDeleteI have learned so much! Now, tell me...where did you get an at-home breathalizer? Can you get those next to the EPTs? Maybe I should Google it!
ReplyDeleteSo many deep philosophical questions... do hobbits exist?
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ReplyDeleteOf course Jesus drank wine on the cross! I'd want to be toasted too if I had to spend days baking in the sun.
ReplyDeleteaw! you're so cute when you're drunk.
ReplyDeletelike, you don't seem to punch out even HALF the people i do when i get drunk.
haha awesome "did jesus drink wine on the cross?" i lol'd. he obviously slammed back some jello shots
ReplyDeleteGoogle is very helpful but i wuld play any game involving it
ReplyDeletethose search suggestions are hilarious somethimes, but also disturbing: "why is there a dead nigger on my couch?"
ReplyDeletehow the hell are those the most popular searches?
ReplyDeletethis is a great game. will join
Well i am smiling and very impressed there are no typos considering how much alcohol was involved
ReplyDeletehmm these women obviously arent looking for the right do men likes....ill say that
ReplyDeletemight have to try it
ReplyDeleteNow that could become a really popular hobby for some! OMG you are too funny. Alcohol or not!
ReplyDeleteWill I die if I eat poop?...now I'm curious. I'll go google that.
ReplyDeleteLol, that's some seriously weird stuff :P
ReplyDeleteThose are awesome. I have tried playing around with google and it cracks me up with some of the stuff that comes up.
ReplyDeleteI always look forward to these posts. I wonder how many times you have to search for the effects of eating polar bear liver to have it come up as the 3rd option!
ReplyDeletei always find it so awkward when i do a google search and that odd crap comes up!
ReplyDeletethis series is my favorite! makes me want to google random things
ReplyDeleteDo they have this for the wii?
ReplyDeleteI am going to do this all weekend.
ReplyDeleteyeah. it always shows me funny things too.
ReplyDeleteI like it when my woman shaves!
ReplyDeleteJeeze. These are commonly searched for phrases. That's scary.
ReplyDeleteIt really worries me that enough people have asked if they'd die if they ate poop. Though I must admit, I'm curios as to whether or not Hobbits smoke weed.
ReplyDeleteHaha I like the one that came up 'Do hobbits smoke weed'
ReplyDeletePuh-lease if you were part of the Mylifeisaverage.com world you would already see the war between Google and Yahoo.
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Yeah, well I know my man likes it when I shave. Sure beats going to bed with a sasquatch, huh?
ReplyDeleteHAHA if you want a laugh, type in
ReplyDelete'are black people..'
hehehehe, funny, will try this too :)
ReplyDeletehaha google is insane
ReplyDeleteOf course hobbits smoke weed!
ReplyDeleteheeeeheeee.....got to try this game....happy weekend!
ReplyDeletewhat happens if i stick my dick.........
ReplyDeletePeople need answers to their questions!
ReplyDeleteIf I choose to eat my own poop, I need to google to see if I need to write my will.
Always love this game
ReplyDeleteI once needed to find out what human flesh tasted like as research for a zombie novel. Went to google, typed in 'what does hu', and it instantly autocompleted a ton of variations of what do humans taste like. Made me feel okay that I wasn't the only sick puppy that needed to know this... but also made me feel weird, as the other 99% of searchers probably weren't doing this as research for a novel...
ReplyDeleteHaha been doing this for the last hour, so sick ;D
ReplyDeletehahah i love those pictures
ReplyDeletelol i do it all the time
ReplyDeleteAnyways, cool blog, i'll follow.
lol, your posts are so much fun, I loved this
ReplyDeletehaha xD this is hilarious
ReplyDeleteLOVE this series! Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteIt could have been worse.
my testicles smell like ammonia!