Friday, January 7, 2011

GOOGLE AWKWARD SEARCH GAME


Rules are simple. In the search area type in part of a statement or question. Then simply let Google finish it off. Here’s how I did last night with a blood alcohol level of .08042.







Stumble Upon Toolbar

46 comments:

  1. I'm going to try this immediately. I'm curious who the fuck was curious about the after effects of eating polar bear liver...

    ReplyDelete
  2. I have to try this with Google sometime. My God this was funny!

    ReplyDelete
  3. I have learned so much! Now, tell me...where did you get an at-home breathalizer? Can you get those next to the EPTs? Maybe I should Google it!

    ReplyDelete
  4. So many deep philosophical questions... do hobbits exist?

    ReplyDelete
  5. this comment has been removed by google.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Of course Jesus drank wine on the cross! I'd want to be toasted too if I had to spend days baking in the sun.

    ReplyDelete
  7. aw! you're so cute when you're drunk.

    like, you don't seem to punch out even HALF the people i do when i get drunk.

    ReplyDelete
  8. haha awesome "did jesus drink wine on the cross?" i lol'd. he obviously slammed back some jello shots

    ReplyDelete
  9. Google is very helpful but i wuld play any game involving it

    ReplyDelete
  10. those search suggestions are hilarious somethimes, but also disturbing: "why is there a dead nigger on my couch?"

    ReplyDelete
  11. how the hell are those the most popular searches?
    this is a great game. will join

    ReplyDelete
  12. Well i am smiling and very impressed there are no typos considering how much alcohol was involved

    ReplyDelete
  13. hmm these women obviously arent looking for the right do men likes....ill say that

    ReplyDelete
  14. Now that could become a really popular hobby for some! OMG you are too funny. Alcohol or not!

    ReplyDelete
  15. Will I die if I eat poop?...now I'm curious. I'll go google that.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Lol, that's some seriously weird stuff :P

    ReplyDelete
  17. Those are awesome. I have tried playing around with google and it cracks me up with some of the stuff that comes up.

    ReplyDelete
  18. I always look forward to these posts. I wonder how many times you have to search for the effects of eating polar bear liver to have it come up as the 3rd option!

    ReplyDelete
  19. i always find it so awkward when i do a google search and that odd crap comes up!

    ReplyDelete
  20. this series is my favorite! makes me want to google random things

    ReplyDelete
  21. I am going to do this all weekend.

    ReplyDelete
  22. yeah. it always shows me funny things too.

    ReplyDelete
  23. Jeeze. These are commonly searched for phrases. That's scary.

    ReplyDelete
  24. It really worries me that enough people have asked if they'd die if they ate poop. Though I must admit, I'm curios as to whether or not Hobbits smoke weed.

    ReplyDelete
  25. Haha I like the one that came up 'Do hobbits smoke weed'

    ReplyDelete
  26. Puh-lease if you were part of the Mylifeisaverage.com world you would already see the war between Google and Yahoo.

    http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/

    ReplyDelete
  27. Yeah, well I know my man likes it when I shave. Sure beats going to bed with a sasquatch, huh?

    ReplyDelete
  28. HAHA if you want a laugh, type in
    'are black people..'

    ReplyDelete
  29. hehehehe, funny, will try this too :)

    ReplyDelete
  30. Of course hobbits smoke weed!

    ReplyDelete
  31. heeeeheeee.....got to try this game....happy weekend!

    ReplyDelete
  32. what happens if i stick my dick.........

    ReplyDelete
  33. People need answers to their questions!
    If I choose to eat my own poop, I need to google to see if I need to write my will.

    ReplyDelete
  34. I once needed to find out what human flesh tasted like as research for a zombie novel. Went to google, typed in 'what does hu', and it instantly autocompleted a ton of variations of what do humans taste like. Made me feel okay that I wasn't the only sick puppy that needed to know this... but also made me feel weird, as the other 99% of searchers probably weren't doing this as research for a novel...

    ReplyDelete
  35. Haha been doing this for the last hour, so sick ;D

    ReplyDelete
  36. lol i do it all the time
    Anyways, cool blog, i'll follow.

    ReplyDelete
  37. lol, your posts are so much fun, I loved this

    ReplyDelete
  38. LOVE this series! Hilarious!
    It could have been worse.
    my testicles smell like ammonia!

    ReplyDelete

 
Custom Search