Starting tomorrow (ok, technically today), you could sweat it out in the gym for 2 plus hours, and maybe what? Lose like a pound or two? OR, you could swallow a tapeworm* (pictured above) plus a couple of his brothers, sisters, and cousins. Then sit back, relax and let 'em digest some of your food 'n calories…at least ‘til you crap ‘em out.
The choice is yours.
BTW...Minor drawbacks include…
- Abdominal pain
- Something ALIVE in your stomach
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* As fun as it sounds, this blog in no way endorses this barbaric method of losing weight. Plus, to be honest…I think the tapeworm I just mentioned is only found in dogs. Sorry. Oh, and Happy New Year!