Friday, December 31, 2010

UNLIKE MY 3RD COUSIN’S LEFT TESTICLE, HERE ARE 6 THINGS THAT WILL DEFINITELY FULLY DESCEND ON NEW YEAR’S EVE


FYI…he’s fine. Doug is married with a kid on the way. And besides, I’m not blood related to him. Anyhow, if the crystal ball in NYC doesn’t do it for you, here's some other crap falling out of the sky on New Year’s Eve. 

#1: GIANT ACORN (Raleigh, North Carolina)


#2: WALLEYE FISH (Port Clinton, Ohio)


#3: BIG ASS CRAB (Easton, Maryland)


#4: 3ft. GLOWING PICKLE (Mt. Olive, North Carolina)


#5: HARTLEY’S POTATO CHIP BAG (Lewistown, PA)


#6: A GIANT RUB SLIPPER WITH DRAG QUEEN Gary “Sushi” Marion (Key West, Fla)

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23 comments:

  1. Are those also on tv? Cause it would be cool if they were on tv instead of some guy named Dick.

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  2. we're this far from nuking all of you....




    the X-MAS vacuum cleaner for the atheists....


    shermer, randi, myers, pz, dawkins, harris

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    why does everyone always want to PUNCH you, shermer?



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  3. Apparently lots of things will be dropping (other than my pants) tomorrow night. Who knew?

    SD
    simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com

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  4. a giant pickle? wonder how that tradition started

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  5. so, the drag queen in the giant rubber slipper...is THAT snookie?

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  6. Dude, I love the acorn. That is way cooler.

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  7. Does the drag queen sit in there all day until it reaches the bottom?

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  8. The big ass crab is at the top of my list

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  9. I don't know, I'm in AZ. I'm guessing in some redneck town on our border Republicans are raising a Mexican on a stick. I'd so much rather be in a state that raises a pickle.

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  10. hahaha...omg they are all so random...and Acorn?..Really? ahaha and a big ass crab xD that nearly killed me! anyway I wish you a Happy New Year and keep up with the great posts!

    Greetings
    Andy

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  11. We get an acorn AND a giant pickle in my home state? Great...

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  12. snookie should spend new year's eve in mt. olive - near the famous pickle factory.

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  13. Who came up with the pickle idea lol.

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  14. Are there real potato chips in that bag? I'm heading out to PA.
    Happy new year. xo

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  15. I'll be dropping a load on new years.

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  16. In dallas we have a pegasus that doesn't really drop, but it does like light up and turn in circles... yeah we suck

    amberlashell.com

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  17. Funny, I was just reading about a bag of fleas that will drop in the UK. Hoping for my testicles finally drop tonight.

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  18. I'll bet you Dick Clark has a piece of all these things...
    Another classic post!

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