Wednesday, January 19, 2011

SO IF I "ACCIDENTALLY" EVER-SO-GENTLY REMOVED THE HEAD OF THIS MUPPET – WHAT WOULD I SEE?

As to what would drive a 5’ 4 3/4” middle-aged Jew into a slight tiff, I have no clue. Let’s just say the grocery store ran out of my favorite Ben & Jerry’s FroYo Phish Food.

Then I'd accidentally run off to some nameless street where muppets sing about the letter H. 
That'd probably be my breaking point. And then I'd be a quizzical jerk to a muppet having a coffee (off camera), minding his own business. Anyhow, if you were there, this is what you’d see….





Now as to what I'd find up the muppet's ass – it'd either be a live hand or a hand-and-rod. Check it out…

BTW…if you can’t tell, this is my way of thanking everyone that signed on to bloggerdise.com, and got the word out.  Thank you so much! I owe you all. 

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37 comments:

  1. Guess muppet's ass is not as tight as frog's.

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  2. that's how you say 'thank-you'?

    i wonder what we'd get if you wanted to say 'fuck you'

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  3. crazy idea, expected punch line was expected

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  4. creepy i never liked puppets even as a kid

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  5. That guy can put his hand up my arse anyday...

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  6. interesting :D how you came on thus idea

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  7. OMG. I'm devastated. I expected to see a supply of chocolate chip cookies inside. You just brought my world 'crumbling' down. haha. BTW, I'm registered now.

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  8. haha awesome!

    you follow me: www.samboism.blogspot.com
    and I will return the favor ;)

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  9. lol I would have thought rainbows and cookies would come out of Cookie Monster's head!

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  10. HA! I'd love to see that - you taking out your no froyo frustration on Cookie Monster. I know people were hoping to find a cache of cookies, but cookies have been downgraded by the nice folks on Sesame Street to a "sometimes food". *sigh* Don't they realize that SS characters (no, not the Nazi kind) are sacred and shouldn't be messed with? OK - rant over.

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  11. You'd have issues after a fisting like that.

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  12. Maybe you could market this idea. Sell a muppet with a machete!

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  13. 5' 4 3/4"?!!!

    You're only an inch taller than I am! :)

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  14. Bloggerdise discriminates against Canadians, so I put down that I live in California. Do you think they will find out?

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  15. Personally, I don't trust puppets either.

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  17. Was the body empty, or did you take the cookies and then the picture?

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  18. ahah good shit, and i agree on that boycotting thing even tho i have bypassed it. you can learn how


    Following n clickin please do the same

    Learn to pick up the ladies
    therichesthappiest.blogspot.com

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  19. What did Cookie Monster ever do to you?

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  20. A very smelly lesson taught me not to put my hand up anything's hindside ever again, puppet or otherwise. No, I have no common sense.

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  22. Are you calling me a pucking fuppet?
    eeehawww....

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