If you are from the Jersey Shore or the Lon Giland area you might have a scorching case of DOUCHE LIPS. It’s not Herpes Simplex 1 or 2. Give up? It’s the pursing of the lips and flashing some ‘tude for a photograph. I tried to do it, but came up with the look above. I give myself a failing grade because…
- I’m not muscular.
- I don’t tan regularly.
- I never use expensive product on my hair.
You got a problem wit dat?!!!
Douche lips........lol I'm so going to have to remember that one for the next asshole who ticks me off, what a great insult. And yeah we have fuckers who do that here on the west coast as well, i want to kick them all in the nads with a steel toed boot............but I'm not bitter.
ReplyDeleteAll I get when I do that, is wrinkles around around the mouth to match the ones on my face! Plus, my lips become invisible.
ReplyDeleteIf you wag your finger at the same time I think that qualifies you as a double douche.
ReplyDeleteYour douche lips rock!! What a talent you have!! Winks...
ReplyDeleteYou pulled that off so well, you should have your own show. maybe a toned down version on Nick at nite...
ReplyDeleteDouche lips the series Featuring the Commotion coming this fall, check your cable tv service provider for details.
ReplyDeleteTouche...douche. Now make them rhyme.
ReplyDeleteYour douche look is so much hotter than mine. I end up looking like a fish when I try.
ReplyDeleteyou forgot to add something about laundry in there.... i recently learned what GTL was.... gym tanning laundry...
ReplyDeletethere's a website about people who do this.... duckface.... it's called duckface. but douceface works too. ;)
You kinda look like you are trying to poop! Also, you look just like my neighbor in that pic!
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