PRISON BITCHES MAKE DAMN FINE WOODBURNED CHESTS TOO

Apparently the prison made goods industry is booming. Gone are the days of orange jumpsuits simply stamping out license plates. Organizations like the Maryland Correctional Enterprise make over 42 million in yearly profits selling stuff like fine crafted wood furniture, lavish jewelry, ornate lamps, and freaky coffee mugs. Inmates that work for these prison companies can make around $1 - $3 a day (enough to by 5 cigarettes or one shank). If you’re interested getting your hands on these items made by real prison bitches head to WoodstoGoods.com.. The site has lots of decent stuff from correctional institutions in Maine and parts of Oregon (not sure where’s the connection). Some of their top selling items are…

WOODBURNED CHEST ($399.99):

Made from solid oak or ash. 

MAIN LOBSTER MAGNET ($3.75):

Works on metal.

FRESHWATER PEARL BRACELET ($45):

Made of sterling silver and 14k gold.

SHAWSHANK HOODIE ($30):

Made of X% cotton, and maybe some rayon.