Credit (for period Barbie) goes to a visionary from the Czech republic. He (I assume) literally drilled a hole in Barbie’s private area and filled her up with red Campari (wine). No word on what outfit he had her wear first.
LIGHTING BARBIE ON FIRE: I admit this is no more twisted than shooting squirrels. However the way Ms. Platinum Perfect blazes up gets points for originality. These pranksters added a fuse to her body to make Babs a living time bomb. Looks pretty F--ing cool. Though it didn’t do as much damage as I thought. Darn!
SHOVING BARBIE IN A BLENDER: Title might say it all, but you should still give it a viewing. Very impressed with the song selection. Helps add to the tension as B gets blended to death.
MAKING BARBIE DO PORN: FYI…Ken is not her leading man in this production. GASP! Could it be Skipper?
LMAO! Speaking of doll porn have you ever seen Team America World Police? I know that you would love it, especially the puppet porn!
ReplyDeleteAnd that pic of the drill in Barbie's vag is so unsettling!
Uuuum, I have no words... Which is extremely out of the ordinary for me you know...
ReplyDeleteI'll try to think of some later, after the shock has worn the fuck off!
I agree with Random Blogette.
ReplyDeleteThe first few times I read the title I saw "Masturbating Barbie" and then I couldn't get past the fact that she was diddling herself with a power tool. Since I re-learned how to read and I now see that it says "Menstruating Barbie" I am no less horrified, but much less confused.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm still a little confused actually. Barbie seems to have shattered the last of my illusions with her behavior that was captured on video up there.
"Blended Barbie's" legs seem to have been snapped at the knees after she is violently pushed in the blender but prior to the blender being turned on. One can only hope the coroners autopsy report and police paperwork properly documents this as it may be a clue to the abductor.
ReplyDeleteI was pretty creative with my destruction of toys. While I never owned a barbie, I collected action figures. Geek that I was, Star Trek the next gen comprised the largest amount. One day, out of pure curiosity, I melted a Deanna Troi figure's face off by pressing it against a desk lamp.
ReplyDeleteThat Barbie Porn is really a little disturbing...yet I was disappointed by its "premature finish". I gotta go...
ReplyDelete*shaking head*.....and you chastize me for puck?! ;)
ReplyDeleteoh my goodness you were the guy who destroyed his sisters barbie's weren't you? lol I used to blow up my Gi Joe's every fourth of July although now I kinda regret it.
ReplyDeleteI want to see more Barbie porn!! That was hot.
ReplyDeleteWow. That's just... wrong!
ReplyDeleteThe fuse and the incendiary material on the "burning Barbie" appears to be magician's flash paper...which means no real harm done.
ReplyDeleteWIMPS!!!