Monday, July 19, 2010

SCARE THE PUNK-ASS KIDS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD WITH SAFE, YET EFFECTIVE TOY LANDMINES.



Summer is in full swing. A time for lazy days by the pool. Grabbing an ice cream cone with a significant other. And of course NO public schools for the kiddies. Which means 16 plus teens blessed with their parents’ cars (and grudges against property owners) will be roaming the neighborhoods.  Oh, and summer also wouldn't be complete without the lazy dog owners. You know, the peeps that let their canines run free and sh*t where they please (like your lawn). Wouldn’t it be great if there was a way to defend your home against these punks ‘n pets? Well if you have 32 bucks I may just have the perfect solution for you.

Essentially it works just like all the other landmines you read about in Bosnia and Iraq. Only instead of deadly explosives and shrapnel, this mine releases safe nontoxic, powdered paint. The total "scare the crap out of you" range is 2 cubic meters. Here are some of the other features (courtesy  of Amazon)…

  • Pressure activated
  • Yellow colored to blend in with environment
  • Thick, Rugged Nylon Fiber Plastic
  • Uses standard C02 cartridges
  • Creates a cloud of powder when stepped on

DON’T BELIEVE MY MUMBO-JUMBO? CHECK OUT THE S-THUNDER LANDMINE IN ACTION FOR YOURSELF. 


A thing of beauty, right? So don't wait!!! Click here now to order the ultimate lawn protector for only $33. It's certainly better than any garden hose with a spray nozzle.  

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11 comments:

  1. Where do you find this stuff. That's nuts!

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  2. OMG!!!!! This is perfect for my yard. I live in a questionable area...A group of teens shake my doorknob, tap on my windows and scream for me to come out at like 2AM..yes, it's great don't be Jealous!!..This would be awesome...

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  3. If I had a yard I'd buy a dozen........wait you said it comes with shrapnel and explosives right ?

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  4. That is the coolest! I think I might have a practical use it... lol

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  5. I could have used one or three of these a couple of months ago!!

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  6. 認識自己,是發現妳的真性格、掌握妳的命運、創照你前程的根源。............................................................

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  7. Haha simply amazing I think I may have to get a few.

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  8. Finally a way to keep out those door-to-door door salesmen.

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  9. I agree with 賴淑貞賴淑貞,
    whatever the hell he said...

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