I’M HUNG LIKE A JEW AND I’VE MADE MY PEACE WITH THAT.

I’m not going to say if that’s good or bad. If you’re that curious ask some other member of our tribe for clarification. All I can say is once you go Jewish…you go retail. [ba-dump-bump-chhh] Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses.

Truthfully, I don’t think this bothers guys as much women thinks it does. But then again I always think women are caught up about breast size. So I guess we’re even. But for argument sake lets say women do have that “small breasts” hang-up. Well thanks to a male dominated society they have tons of options. Padded bras. A zillion different types of breast implants. Lactating boobs. Creams. A whole mess of crap. What do guys have? A weird looking pump contraption, medieval surgery, or shoving a sock down your pants. Not the best choices…until now. Calvin has proved once again why he’s the king of bi-curious sexually charged adolescents. His creation – CK padded Jeans (CK Body). Sure they look like regular fashion forward pants. But this pair comes with something extra – a reinforced fly and contrast stiching. Apparently that literally creates the bulge by itself, plus the colors add to the um special effect (see below). So no big junk or extra sock needed. One pair goes for $79.50. A small price to pay for a big show for all to see. Mazel Tov!