Stress balls are for p*ssies. Sorry, but it had to be said. Do you honestly think a foam little ball is going to help you get over …
- some jerk cutting you off on the expressway?
- a significant other dumping you for no apparent reason?
- a douche cutting 85 people (including you) in line at the bank?
F no! No amount of polyurethaned rubber can quell those feelings of hatred and homicidal-ness. Though holding a bloody, still beating heart in your hands might just do the trick. And now you can accomplish that goal for $13.99 @ Hollywoodtoysandcostumes.com. They offer an authentic latex reproduction of a bloody heart that actually beats with the help of 2 C batteries (see below). It’s the perfect stress reliever to get you to move on with your life. Much better than carving the real thing out of some lucky soul's chest cavity – which will net you 35 to life (22 with good behavior). Click here to order.
HAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteDoubt it'd work for my crazy ass Creeper!
I'd throw it all whoever pissed me off...
My stress ball is filled with pennies and I throw it at people when I'm pissed.
ReplyDeleteMight have to get the heart thing though since I am constantly imagining stabbed the men I go out with.
ROFL....you come up with the craziest things!
ReplyDeleteI'm also laughing my ass off at Amanda's solution. A stress ball filled with pennies to be hurled at the aggravating factor - priceless!
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I like that it beats, gives it that authentic vibe. When I get stressed I tend to just yell or throw a couple things.
ReplyDeleteDoes it come in flavors?
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!! wow thats a little out there.. im like CB i would try to scare people with it HAH!
ReplyDeleteSomehow I don't think this would be enough to do it for me.
ReplyDeleteI'd cover it in fake blood and toss it at the aggravator.
ReplyDeleteWow, that is freaky! There's something kinky about that remote controlled heart though. I dunno maybe it's just me.
ReplyDeleteGetting it right now for Halloween! And I may use it at other strategic times througout the year...ya can't beat this deal!
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haha awesome now when I'm stressed I can go all Kano from Mortal Kombat and not have to worry about the consequences.
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