Wednesday, December 29, 2010

D*CK MOVE HELLO KITTY

Can’t tell you how many incarnations of the famous feline I’ve seen in my life. Let’s see, there’s the Hello Kitty pads ‘n pencils. The Hello Kitty plush toy. The Hello Kitty cartoon show. But Wow, what I witnessed at the green grocer today chilled me to the core of my soul. OOOO that reminds me of a wicked funny story about the chick from Joan of Arcadia…


...and the dude from police academy 2 & 3,

but it’s still too raw to post about it.

Anyway, back to the kitty that chilled me to the bone. I was in the green grocer and the following visual is what I saw.

Yep, cookies. Buttered sweet cookies doused with [drum roll please]...
 yummy, non-kid proof bourbon. 

Unfortunately it was a Japanese product so I couldn’t make heads or kitten tails of anything on the back. Though one thing did stand out.


There it was as plain as day – the B word again!!!


If anyone would care to enlighten me as to why Kitty would sell her soul 'n sobriety…I’m all ears. Or as they say in the far east… 運のたわごと[with sugar on top.]

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40 comments:

  1. GIVE ME SOME OF THOSE BOURBON COOKIES!!!!!!!!

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  2. Have you even seen the hello kitty machine guns?

    http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/

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  3. Im killing myself trying to remember that character from police academy;

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  4. Damn! I wish they had those when my son was teething... :-)

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  5. i hate that damn cat... but i love booze... quite the dilemma

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  6. haha, I was at my brother's house the other day and asked my 4 yr old niece what she was eating, she said "rum cake, and it's soo yummy." Apparently it's okay for kids to eat alcohol.

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  7. Sounds delicious. I've never liked the hello kitty but I would so try those.

    What on earth does joan of arcadia have to do with Bobcat Goldthwait?

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  8. sounds like a great adult product, but I don't know why they would market that to kids.

    amberlashell.com

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  9. lots of people like this cute crap.

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  10. That's nothing. Have you seen the double dildo Hello Kitty. Makes them purr every time.

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  11. LOL.. here in japan hello kitty is on everything food, cookies, etc etc.. u should try them they arent that bad

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  12. Hello Kitty would sell her mother and kittens for some more money :P

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  13. "If anyone would care to enlighten me as to why Kitty would sell her soul 'n sobriety…I’m all ears."

    um...because she's a NAUGHTY KITTY, who allowed for the violent exploitation of her pussy in return for global market domination and massive financial gain?

    i'll drink to that! MWWWWOOORRRRRRR.

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  14. That hello kitty is all about they money >_<. Just looking at that box of cookies makes me want it XD

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  15. I am such a sheep. I want to try it. I think a little trip to the Japanese grocery has just been added to today's agenda...

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  16. I really don´t care about Hello Kitty...but those cookies I bet they taste goood!!

    Greetings
    Andy

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  17. Yeah... They will slap Hello Kitty on pretty much anything... Dildos too, as per your last post

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  18. You're just over-analyzing shit... Calm down, take a deep breathe (and a shot of Bourbon) and call it a day darlin!

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  19. Hello Kitty is used to sell everything, not just stuff for children.

    here's some bottles of Hello Kitty Wine.

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  20. I wish someone would Euthanize that damn cat already.

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  21. Alcohol and cookies are a great mix, I love you Hello Kitty

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  22. They had to make something for the parents of kids addicted to that cat!

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  23. i'm not kidding when i say this, but the other day i saw a woman with a hello kitty tattoo. my goodness...

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  24. you can also buy hello kitty vibrators.

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  25. I'm shocked and appalled. I'm going to pretend this post, and the above two comments, never happened. Stm, where can I get me one of those?
    Hey, CONGRATS ON 600!! Bourbon cookie time! xo

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  26. the liquor companies are in cahoots with hello kitty!

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  27. I hate to burst anyone's bubble, but Bourbon is the name of a Cookie/Candy manufacturing company founded in 1924. It has nothing to do with alcohol.
    http://www.bourbon.co.jp/english/company/history.html

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  28. haha :P
    hello kitty's taking over!!!

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  29. I caught Goofy trying to score some Jack Daniels once. Damn alki dog.

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