D*CK MOVE HELLO KITTY

Can’t tell you how many incarnations of the famous feline I’ve seen in my life. Let’s see, there’s the Hello Kitty pads ‘n pencils. The Hello Kitty plush toy. The Hello Kitty cartoon show. But Wow, what I witnessed at the green grocer today chilled me to the core of my soul. OOOO that reminds me of a wicked funny story about the chick from Joan of Arcadia…

...and the dude from police academy 2 & 3,

but it’s still too raw to post about it.

Anyway, back to the kitty that chilled me to the bone. I was in the green grocer and the following visual is what I saw.

Yep, cookies. Buttered sweet cookies doused with [drum roll please]...

 yummy, non-kid proof bourbon. 

Unfortunately it was a Japanese product so I couldn’t make heads or kitten tails of anything on the back. Though one thing did stand out.

There it was as plain as day – the B word again!!!

If anyone would care to enlighten me as to why Kitty would sell her soul 'n sobriety…I’m all ears. Or as they say in the far east… 運のたわごと[with sugar on top.]