Monday, August 2, 2010

A DOUCHEY DID YOU KNOW: SPECIAL REPORT


Yours truly is the culprit. Granted I have immediately corrected my arrogant ways, but not before satisfying my douchebag quota. So what is it? I guess once you hear you might not think it’s that bad. In fact you might think it resides lame territory. But I assure you it is douchey.

CHRIST! WHAT IS IT ALREADY? THE SUSPENSE IS SORTA, NOT REALLY KILLING US.
It started with my purchase a couple of months ago – THE IPAD.
Yes, I shelled out $XXX for this glorified Etch-A-Sketch. Though I admit it is pretty cool. Can’t tell you why I needed it. I guess I’m under Steve Job’s i-spell. So anyhow, here’s the douchey part. The ipad has an email app. And when you create an email it looks something like this.

Just in case you still haven’t solved my douchey dilemma I arrowed it. True, when you send an email from an iphone it basically the says the same thing (minus the “ipad” part). The difference is iphones are much more commonplace. While ipads are still kind of a status toy. So the decent thing for me to have done would’ve been to erase the i-tag when sending my e-messages. However deep down I guess I really did want people to know I owned one. Hence the douche label. Now you see where I’m coming from? Or am I douche for making you read this...on a Monday?

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14 comments:

  1. I have been getting those emails from various folks. I don't see it as a D-bag move, well just one by Apple.

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  2. Yeah, I vote douchey. Wow, I wonder what you did when the tickle me elmo wasn't available at Xmas time??? hee hee

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  3. I had to talk my Mum out of buying one - she would never use it and then my sister would break it.
    But nope not douchebaggy.
    Like the girls say, If you've got it, flaunt it.
    totally relevant here.

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  4. i wouldn't call you a douche.
    I would call you a douche nozzle...

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  5. What's douchy are the tools that don't own an iPad, but use that tag line as part of their email signatures!

    LMAO at Pat!

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  6. I wouldn't say that you are a douche, but I will mention that the iPad sounds like a feminine product.

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  7. i'll read anything about apple, ipods, ipads, iphones, ianythings. lol

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  9. Yeah I guess douche is fitting. Only because you want to rub it in. Course that could just be the jealousy talking.

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  10. Congratulations on a new series Douchebag Monday. Yep, still feeliung douchey for reading it. But I laughed, but I'm not sure why...

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  11. Bro, I am sitting here typing this on my macbook while my purple ipod is waiting for my commute tomorrow in my blue mini cooper with racing stripes and a few empty Starbucks cups tossed around the interior. The only reason I don't have an iphone is because I refuse to switch to AT&T...instead I have a droid (it's awesome, BTW) and I am fairly certain that if I weren't so painfully aware of all these things I would be queen of the douchbags.

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  12. My Etch-a-sketch made me look like a douche.

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  13. oh man, you got one of those. ugh. you're kinda making a douchey face too. ha ha!

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