I’M A BLOGGING SUCCESS…BE HAPPY FOR ME.

Just found out my blog is going to be made into a book.

I’m already getting gobs of advance money for the follow up novel.

Oprah will swoon over me. 

I’m positive I’ll be a NY Times best selling darling.

I will appear on the cover of a hot, smart magazine.

FOX will greenlight a sitcom based on my blog that will follow GLEE on Tuesday nights at 9PM (ET/PT).

I will be seen at parties with Tom Hanks and the guy that produces Tom Hank’s movies.

And yeah it’s all bullsh*t, but I can dream. Right? Happy Monday.