Monday, August 16, 2010

I’M A BLOGGING SUCCESS…BE HAPPY FOR ME.


Just found out my blog is going to be made into a book.

I’m already getting gobs of advance money for the follow up novel.


Oprah will swoon over me. 




I’m positive I’ll be a NY Times best selling darling.


I will appear on the cover of a hot, smart magazine.


FOX will greenlight a sitcom based on my blog that will follow GLEE on Tuesday nights at 9PM (ET/PT).


I will be seen at parties with Tom Hanks and the guy that produces Tom Hank’s movies.


And yeah it’s all bullsh*t, but I can dream. Right? Happy Monday.

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19 comments:

  1. haha, hope all your dreams come true! And if you meet the cast of Glee.... please help me get on that show!! : )

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  2. This is my first official MONDAY in years. I DO NOT like it.

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  3. I was all excited there for a minute! If you do get to the top can you let Letterman know I want to be one of his "staffers"? Please and Thank You :)

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  4. Don't forget us little people on your climb toward fame and fortune! Or else! LOL!

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  5. Its like spending your lottery winnings when you haven't even played!

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  6. You keep dreaming of a best selling novel and all the perks and I'll keep dreaming my book becomes a blockbuster movie!

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  7. I don't know about Oprah, but you're a shoe in for a paid telecast.

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  8. Dude, it could totally happen!

    Ugh on Mondays.

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  9. I still believe it could all happen!

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  10. That cover looks so sweet too...

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  11. I hope you'll allow me to ride on the coattails of your fame, dearest.

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  12. I could happen! I would buy your book :)

    Thanks for making me giggle on a Monday....very hard to do these days. I knew I loved your blog for a reason.

    Cheers!

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  13. LOL!! As long as you include your followers in your dreams. Happy Monday.

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  14. Well, it does sort of beg reality tv....

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  15. that was a good one!!! the first picture was great!!!!

    hey whatever happened to dr. douchebag spotted at the local starbucks? do you still see him?

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  16. You've been tagged. Go fetch! www.gillianhefer.blogspot.com

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