Monday, December 6, 2010

3 MOVIES YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO SEE SO I’LL JUST SPOIL THE ENDINGS FOR YOU


SPACECAMP (1986):The shuttle (that was accidentally launched) manages to get oxygen from a space station in orbit. The team then works together to successfully land the shuttle at the secondary landing sight in White Sands, New Mexico.


BARB WIRE (1996): Miraculously the team makes it to the airport. Barb also admits to the group that she still is in possession of the contact lenses. Barb then hands the pair to Cora and Axel. They both get on the plane and leave. Barb and Willis remain on the tarmac. Willis admits he’s falling for her. Barb couldn’t care less.


THE PERFECT MAN (2005): Holly finally convinces Ben to meet up with her mother Jean. As soon as the two eye each other (in Jean’s bakery) sparks fly. Jean also decides to stay and not move. Which means Holly gets to go to the dance with Adam, the boy she’s been crushing on. 

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42 comments:

  1. I actually saw Space Camp. I only watched because as a kid I thought Lea Thompson was hot.

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  2. The second two, yes I never plan on watching. The first one... I actually own it on DVD and I refuse to feel guilty about it!

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  3. What makes this post hilarious is how arbitrary the movies are.... I have however seen barb wire. I think I was like 12-13 year old and this was pre Pamela and Tommy Lee sex tape so I thought seeing Pamela Anderson naked was about the coolest thing ever... Good Post

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  4. Haha I love this idea for a blog, following!

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  5. haha...I saw Barb Wire..like 3 times xD...and the last one I start watching it and then changed channel haha

    http://fiercepty.blogspot.com/

    Greetings
    Andy

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  6. so...the dude from sex and the city IS the perfect man.. i knew it

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  7. Saw the perfect man I liked it, kinda, a little creepy like why would you want to chat with your mom? what if your mom was some sort of sex crazed Nympho and she kept tryna have some cyber sex with you?? hmmm yea awkward!

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  8. I would watch Barb Wire if it was a porn

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  9. Yeah you're right, never watched those movies, never will.

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  10. I think I have clouded memories of watching two of these movies... O_o

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  11. Yup, I'm never gonna watch any of those movies, so thanks for making sure I never have to too :)

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  12. I saw Barb Wire so 2 to go then :)

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  13. I remember Barbwire. In fact, I remember a quote from that movie. "Drink to remember, Barb". Why do I remember that quote? Because my brain is inefficient.

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  14. ooh hello!
    and thanks for your visit!

    tatiana

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  15. Anything with Pauly Shore or Kato Kaelin - BRING IT!

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  16. I seen the first two , and not the third.
    I still don't know why I watched the first two.
    Oh wait !
    I remember why for Barb Wire.

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  17. Believe it or not "The Perfect Man" isn't that BAD a movie. I watched it while getting my haircut. Yes, you may make fun of me now.

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  18. Well, I've been lucky enough to avoid that last one.

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  19. I have seen the first two...unfortunately.

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  20. I loved space camp! My kids will to dammit.

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  21. Jerk! I'd just rented Barbed Wire and was wondering if maybe Willis was falling for her when I decided to check your blog (for the last time ever!) Thanks for ruining such an oscar worthy performance.

    Who hasn't seen space camp? Come on!

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  22. I am pathetic...I have seen all 3 of these movies. What's worse is that I admit it! LOL

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  23. you fucken asshole... you ruined "the perfect man" for me... why would you do such a thing?!?!

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  24. never saw The Perfect Man. Why not pick three movies from each year? Should be fun for you. ;)

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  25. i only seen barb wire.. and eghhh .. the rest never have and prob never will

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  26. I've seen Space Camp a LONG time ago (so long ago that I'd have to watch it again because I have no idea what went on). I think I've seen Barb Wire, but who cares. Never even heard of the third movie.

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  27. ( I am hiding my head in shame) I have seen them all! ....hiding now!

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  28. Thank god I didn't have to sit through the first two. Wish someone had warned me about the Hillary Duff one though...where were you three years ago when I needed the ending???

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  29. I've actually seen Barb Wire. Only because my friend was obsessed with Pamela Anderson. What a horrible movie.

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  30. I saw the Perfect Man. It's a cute-ish movie I guess.

    http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/

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  31. Hillary Duff is the perfect man? Sure, I could see it happening.

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  32. Never heard of any of these haha.

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  33. Now spoil the ending of movies we all want to see but are too cheap to go see i theatres, so we're waiting for it to come out on DVD so that we can pirate a good copy of it.

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  34. Oooh....I think I've seen #3......which doesn't say much since I can't remember how it went, even after reading your spoiler. Ha.

    Did my card arrive yet? :)

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  35. I am pretty sure I've seen Barb Wire...and you still didn't spoil the ending!

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