Tuesday, December 14, 2010

6 THINGS I’M 72.8% SURE YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT SHOVING GERBILS UP YOUR ASS


#1: The act of inserting this wee creature into your rectum (for pleasure) is known as Gerblling or Gerbil-stuffing.


#2: Supposedly the first case of Gerblling occurred in 1984 – only it was with a mouse, not a gerbil. 


#3: In the early 1990s Richard Gere was rumored to have paid a visit to the emergency room for the exact same practice. 


#4: A GERE-BIL joke was made in the 1996 smash, horror hit SCREAM.


#5: As the Gerbil is suffocating it scratches and claws the rectum lining which causes a pleasurable sensation.


#6: Because of their somewhat flexible nature, cardboard tubes are the preferred equipment for Gerbilling.


BONUS:
Gerbiling attracts homosexuals as well as heterosexuals.

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41 comments:

  1. When I saw Richard Gere's picture, I lost it. That so caught me off guard I couldn't help but burst into laughter.

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  2. I worked in an ER. A dude came in with a medium-sized apple up his ass. He swore to the doctor he wasn't gay. I had to deliver the urgent copy of the report I typed up to the doctor before the pat was prepped in the OR. I couldn't help commenting as I handed it to him. "He took tha apple a day seriously hmm?" The doctor looked at me, unfazed by what patients do. "Yes, I do believe he's now on a high-fiber diet."

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  3. You just had this information laying around? Are you actually Richard Gere?

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  4. ii cant believe you googled gerbilling. unless you have a secret kink.

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  5. Consider me enlightened. In the UK it's called felching, though. Whenever someone mentions this I think of the adventures of Lemmiwinks from South Park.

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  6. hate to tell you this but I actualy already knew all of that ;)

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  7. Hahhah think this needed a disclaimer, something like kids don't try this a home :P

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  8. Wow, I'd hate to see the rest of your Googling history!

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  9. How do you come up with these percentages? :O

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  10. I can't believe you went through that whole article without mentioning lemmiwinks.

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  11. Hahaha, I'm not so sure why but something tells me there's more than only one thing I shouldn't be aware of in the entire post!

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  12. You haven't lived until you've tried this with an angry wolverine!

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  13. True or not, Richard Gear really took a beating for that rumor when it first came out.

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  14. You have a good deal of knowledge about this - clearly you've done your - er, research.

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  15. Ummm...so...how did you find out about all this, again? If COPY Boy is a Gere faniac I'm going to throw up twice, seriously. :^(

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  16. How could the clawing be pleasurable? Wouldn't it be the same as those rips people get in their ass?

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  17. hahah, you're right...this was all news to me.

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  18. Correction - six things I didn't need to know about this practice!!

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  19. Seriously I feel so freakin smart now. I think I knew everything except the act of gerbilling!

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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  20. Did you get this from Richard Gere's autobiography?

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  21. I remember hearing about Richard Gere, by my Sunday school teacher no less. It grossed me out then. It grosses me out now. xo

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  22. Oh men how can someone do that!!...and Richard Gere haha hilarious!...you do find the most amazing facts and you leave me like wtf haha but in a good way, keep up the good word...cause laughing is a great thing to do

    http://fiercepty.blogspot.com/

    Greetings
    Andy

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  23. Ummm...that's WAY more information than I ever needed/wanted to know on this subject.

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  25. but thanks for sharing! ha ha!

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  26. LOL omg I didn't know that much about it but now I feel that I am 100% informed haha

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  27. I could have gone without knowing that too.

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  28. 1st saw that in south park and i found this very funny

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  29. Thank god it doesn't attract me! These are permanant images...I heard the Gere thing years ago and remember it every time I see him. Even after therapy...mine, not his.

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