#1: The act of inserting this wee creature into your rectum (for pleasure) is known as Gerblling or Gerbil-stuffing.
#2: Supposedly the first case of Gerblling occurred in 1984 – only it was with a mouse, not a gerbil.
#3: In the early 1990s Richard Gere was rumored to have paid a visit to the emergency room for the exact same practice.
#5: As the Gerbil is suffocating it scratches and claws the rectum lining which causes a pleasurable sensation.
#6: Because of their somewhat flexible nature, cardboard tubes are the preferred equipment for Gerbilling.
BONUS:
Gerbiling attracts homosexuals as well as heterosexuals.
When I saw Richard Gere's picture, I lost it. That so caught me off guard I couldn't help but burst into laughter.
ReplyDeleteI worked in an ER. A dude came in with a medium-sized apple up his ass. He swore to the doctor he wasn't gay. I had to deliver the urgent copy of the report I typed up to the doctor before the pat was prepped in the OR. I couldn't help commenting as I handed it to him. "He took tha apple a day seriously hmm?" The doctor looked at me, unfazed by what patients do. "Yes, I do believe he's now on a high-fiber diet."
ReplyDeleteYou just had this information laying around? Are you actually Richard Gere?
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ReplyDeleteii cant believe you googled gerbilling. unless you have a secret kink.
ReplyDeleteConsider me enlightened. In the UK it's called felching, though. Whenever someone mentions this I think of the adventures of Lemmiwinks from South Park.
ReplyDeletehate to tell you this but I actualy already knew all of that ;)
ReplyDeleteHahhah think this needed a disclaimer, something like kids don't try this a home :P
ReplyDeleteWow, I'd hate to see the rest of your Googling history!
ReplyDeleteHow do you come up with these percentages? :O
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you went through that whole article without mentioning lemmiwinks.
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ReplyDeleteHahaha, I'm not so sure why but something tells me there's more than only one thing I shouldn't be aware of in the entire post!
ReplyDeleteYou haven't lived until you've tried this with an angry wolverine!
ReplyDeleteTrue or not, Richard Gear really took a beating for that rumor when it first came out.
ReplyDeleteYou have a good deal of knowledge about this - clearly you've done your - er, research.
ReplyDeleteUmmm...so...how did you find out about all this, again? If COPY Boy is a Gere faniac I'm going to throw up twice, seriously. :^(
ReplyDeleteHow could the clawing be pleasurable? Wouldn't it be the same as those rips people get in their ass?
ReplyDeletehahah, you're right...this was all news to me.
ReplyDeleteCorrection - six things I didn't need to know about this practice!!
ReplyDeleteSeriously I feel so freakin smart now. I think I knew everything except the act of gerbilling!
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Did you get this from Richard Gere's autobiography?
ReplyDeleteI remember hearing about Richard Gere, by my Sunday school teacher no less. It grossed me out then. It grosses me out now. xo
ReplyDeleteOh men how can someone do that!!...and Richard Gere haha hilarious!...you do find the most amazing facts and you leave me like wtf haha but in a good way, keep up the good word...cause laughing is a great thing to do
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Ummm...that's WAY more information than I ever needed/wanted to know on this subject.
ReplyDeleteuseful Gerbil tips...Thank you! lol
ReplyDeleteLOL best post ever
ReplyDeletehahaha what. the. fuck.
ReplyDeleteDamn, that is so gross!
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ReplyDeletebut thanks for sharing! ha ha!
ReplyDeleteLOL omg I didn't know that much about it but now I feel that I am 100% informed haha
ReplyDeletehaha great
ReplyDeleteI could have gone without knowing that too.
ReplyDelete1st saw that in south park and i found this very funny
ReplyDeleteI learn something new every day
ReplyDeleteThank god it doesn't attract me! These are permanant images...I heard the Gere thing years ago and remember it every time I see him. Even after therapy...mine, not his.
ReplyDeleteAwww...poor gerbil!!!!
ReplyDeletesomebody call PETA!
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