Thursday, December 23, 2010

6 CHORDS THAT WOULD’VE GOT YOU LAID IN 1989


Sorry ladies, but it’s true. The moment females heard this musical progression something would happen to their loins [do females have loins?] Before I divulge any more information, I never used this power. In fact, it was used on me twice…maybe 3 times in college by the same guy. Judd Something. Can’t remember his last name. Anyway, he’d come into my dorm room (with guitar in hand), play the classic riff, and steal the girl right from under me. Here are the chords. Notes? Tabs? Whatever.
1) Low D 
2) High D
3) A
4) Low G
5) High G
6) A / F#
Doesn’t ring any bells? If not, here’s a super-good clue
In 1987 (the same year the above song was released),Taylor Dayne coined the phrase “body rock”.

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25 comments:

  1. Bet you WOULD have played it for me!

    I LOOOVE being blog of the day! Missed you... Maybe... A little... Kind of...

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  2. There always seems to be a Judd around when you need him the least.

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  3. a delight to find someone who adores taylor dayne as much as i do

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  4. sweet. i'm gonna get me some loins!

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  5. Judd sounds like the pied piper of assery!

    I hadn't thought about it before, but now I have to google loin and find out. Does seem like it's used more in conjunction with male anatomy. Well, google away.

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  6. dude... TABS... where are the TABS???

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  7. though i remember Maria Vidal was a hit with her "Body Rock" video... just a note...

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  8. I can't play chords to save my life. But I can play the tetris theme...so I'm set for life.

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  9. I checked with my doctor and he confirms that he doesn't know if females have loins. He told me to check wikipedia.

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  10. Not me! I would have been only 1 year old.

    Merry Christmas! :D

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  11. Hellz yeah! I would've creamed for this song, well I was only 10 then!

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  12. If I only knew then what I do now.

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  13. haha truer words were never spoken. I have picked up many a lady with a simple four chord progression and nothing else

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  14. Its a real shame when a guitar can pick up chicks better than you can

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  15. S.C.O.M was the second song i ever learned on guitar. it didn't get me laid though haha

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  16. Just reading caused me to feel a strange stirring...

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