IF YOU WERE STRANDED IN A BLIZZARD WITH SANTA’S REINDEER IN WHAT ORDER WOULD YOU EAT THEM?

Pencils down. I’ll share my answers first and then you can tell me yours. Oh, and let’s pretend that the blizzard is sooo bad it knocked out the deers’ mutant flying abilities. Think Luke on the planet Hoth. And similar to that situation, your goal here is to try to survive long enough to be rescued.

 

FYI…I got most of my info from the St. Nicholas poem, Wikipedia, and Answers.com.

So let’s get to my reindeer "chow down" list...

#1) Blitzen – The biggest hot head of the bunch. Once I eat her the others should stay in line.

#2) Cupid – The most fun-loving reindeer. I’m guessing the C-man does the least amount of cardio so his meat would probably be the most tender.

#3) Vixen – Friendly. Easy. She should be an easy kill and probably have the second most tender meat.

#4) Donder (Donner) – The next big toughie in the group. If there is any chance of a revolt he’d be the one to most likely to lead it. Kill or be killed. 

#5) Dasher – By now his speed ability would be diminished. Easy pickins for me.

#6) Comet – The perfect opponent to help me gather my strength. Battling Comet to the death might be the conditioning I need to keep me focused and sharp.

#7) Dancer – The most graceful and slimmest of the reindeer. Sadly, she’d have almost no meat on her bones.

#8) Prancer – Proudest of 'em all. A wise leader. I’d really feel bad about eating him, that’s why I’d save Mr. P until pretty much the bitter end.

AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST #9) Rudolph –  I’d use special berries that cause paralysis (Hey, it’s my fantasy world). And then I’d figure out a way to control his nose for warmth and as light to any signal rescue planes.  

BTW…The deluxe Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 3 Blue-ray Disc set is only $33.74 @ Movies Unlimited. And to all a good night.