Saturday, December 18, 2010

HAS SANTA EVER BEEN IN A FIGHT? AND HAS IT BEEN CAUGHT ON FILM?


All I can say is Saint Nick has some set of Christmas balls. In my late night google/youtube searches I found 4, no, 5 examples of Kris Kringle kicking some merry ass!!! Coming in at number …

#5: SANTACON ’10 FIGHT

#4: SANTA & ELF KICK THE SNOT OUT OF SANTA

#3: ALL OUT SANT BRAWL ON ICE

#2: SANTA BEATS UP THUG AT THE MALL


And #1 (sort of a cop-out) …
SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS  DVD (1964)
$11.99 @ Amazon.com
BONUS TRAILER:

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Posted by Copyboy at 9:22 AM
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24 comments:

  1. Sharon DayDecember 18, 2010 at 9:43 AM

    I always suspected the elves were real ball busters.

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  2. MarnieDecember 18, 2010 at 9:49 AM

    Groovy music on the last one! Amazing footage on Santa...who knew?

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  3. VaporDecember 18, 2010 at 9:53 AM

    The real question is who would win in a fight between Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny.

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  4. AnonymousDecember 18, 2010 at 10:26 AM

    Awesome! I love the J&R commercial.

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  5. Chris PhillipsDecember 18, 2010 at 10:33 AM

    The Easter Bunny would pwn3d Santa.

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  6. stmDecember 18, 2010 at 10:51 AM

    why doesn't the martian gandalf like christmas?

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  7. Alex J. CavanaughDecember 18, 2010 at 10:55 AM

    Couldn't watch the Santa Conquers the Martians trailer - I need the help of Mike and the Bots from Mystery Science Theater 3000 to get through that travesty.

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  8. Megan HarmeyerDecember 18, 2010 at 11:27 AM

    My husband has that damn Santa B movie. I have to hide this post from the boys (kids) - I think they'd be scarred for life if I let them watch santa in a brawl.

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  9. ZombieDecember 18, 2010 at 11:31 AM

    santa kicks that guys ass!

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  10. AnonymousDecember 18, 2010 at 11:37 AM

    haha I love #4 that commercial is too epic. If i saw this in real life I would be laughing on the floor!

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  11. Mr BouchardDecember 18, 2010 at 11:53 AM

    @Vapor

    It sure would be the Easter Bunny, I guess it got proven already!

    But the number 2 sure made me laugh, how retarded is this santa!?

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  12. Babes MamiDecember 18, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    Santa's gotta kick ass sometimes!

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  13. cooperlifeDecember 18, 2010 at 12:11 PM

    Talk about a War on Christmas!

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  14. Justsayin'December 18, 2010 at 3:29 PM

    HAHA!! Those are great thanks for the post!

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  15. noogDecember 18, 2010 at 3:31 PM

    love the ideas you come up with man... about time i saw some santas get it on...

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  16. MaximumGamesDecember 18, 2010 at 4:40 PM

    Santa has been the source of many asskickings

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  17. Jamie GibbsDecember 18, 2010 at 4:41 PM

    Don't forget the Santa vs. Jesus fight on South Park!

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  18. Monster MadnessDecember 18, 2010 at 6:57 PM

    Santa rocks!

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  19. Pat TillettDecember 18, 2010 at 7:25 PM

    I always knew Santa was a punk!

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  20. CheeseboyDecember 18, 2010 at 7:51 PM

    Didn't realize Santa had such a temper.

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  21. Mister SharafDecember 18, 2010 at 8:28 PM

    oh man, im still laughing

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  22. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comDecember 18, 2010 at 10:29 PM

    #3 was the best. Great post. xo

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  23. UnknownDecember 18, 2010 at 11:55 PM

    So then does Santa put himself on the naughty list?

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  24. AnonymousDecember 19, 2010 at 12:50 AM

    Santa steals Xmas.

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