THE STATS ON THIS MIGHTY MERRY MUTHA!
- 15ft range
- Sends a 30 second jolt of juice
- Laser guidance system (nail your assailant on the first try)
- Lightweight and compact (perfect for the pocket or purse)
- Long-lasting (you can use it over 50 times)
BUT WAIT, THERE’S STILL MORE…
THE TASER® C2 CASE (holster) also doubles as an mp3 player with 1 gig of storage.
TOTAL COSTS FOR PEACE OF MIND...
The question remains, what ‘s the best way to fry his ass while feeling the groove?
Here are my top two tazing tunes...
Electric Avenue (1982) –
Electric boogie (Electric slide 1976) – Marcia Griffiths
the holster is an mp3 player?! that just seems like a completely irrelevant feature, but i guess some ladies might like it
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, thats the shit. Im gonna pick it up and roll out with my holstered taser, Eddie Grant blasting in the background.
ReplyDeleteMp3 player, thats nice, at least you listen to music while shocking people
ReplyDeleteDo they have one for men? I like music and I like shooting electricity through people's bodies.
ReplyDeleteThis insults me and my vagina. Who the FUCK needs a cheetah skin on their taser? What, is that supposed to friggin match their shoes? Plus, seriously, an MP3 player?
ReplyDeleteMy magical poon and I are very very upset.
Well! This is a shockingly silly little item! (Pun intended) Yeah, its for personal protection, but do they need to make it that gaudy? Sheesh, Miley there had a total bitch fit about it. xD I would too if they were trying to upsell me something so damned ugly... At least I've got Eddie Grant to comfort me!
ReplyDeleteThe combo between the cougar teaser and Electric av made me laugh, very enjoyable post even if it's advertising!
ReplyDeleteAwesome, I'm going to get one for my girl
ReplyDeleteAll I can think of is "Why?". Whyyyyy?
ReplyDeletevery romantic...
ReplyDeletelmao, you crack me up... tazing songs
ReplyDeletewhat... its not two-in-one??? -__-;;
ReplyDeletevery disappointing how both doesn't come in one :P Maybe its better that way huh :P Might end up shocking yourself haha!
now, what is on the taser soundtrack?
ReplyDeleteSounds very merciful
ReplyDeleteI highly doubt that's legal here in Canada. Even pepper spray is illegal, and in most cases using a weapon for self defense can land you in jail unless you have evidence you were being attacked. There was a story not long ago about a guy breaking into someone's house. The homeowner broke the dude's legs with a baseball bat and went to jail simply for defending himself.
ReplyDeleteHaha. I started laughing when I saw the tazer's design, then bursted into tears when I saw the mp3 device! I just wonder who decided it would be a good idea to pay for this thing haha
ReplyDeletenow with 1 GB of electricity transferred at the speed of firewire
ReplyDeleteYou can use it over 50 times? How am I going to narrow down potential victims to just 50?
ReplyDeleteI thought my taser was the shit...and now you hit me with this....great. Now I have to upgrade!
ReplyDeleteDoes it come in zebra? I would be interested in this if it came in zebra.
ReplyDeletehehe very good...
ReplyDeleteAnother great gift idea for the ladies out there.
ReplyDeletethat really is the apple of all tasers..my god
ReplyDeletea tazer with an mp3 player is probably one of the craziest gadgets i've seen. the cheetah thing is a little stupid though
ReplyDeleteSeriously? Is that legal in NY? I think mace might be illegal in CA. But, then again, I could buy a gun so why not a fashionable taser? xo
ReplyDeleteI don't like it! My wife would use it on me just for fun...
ReplyDeleteA while back my SIL (a cop) and his partner got to tase a guy who was wearing a "don't tase me, bro!" T-shirt. The irony makes me weepy...
lol, nice. I've actually always wanted to get fried by a taser.
ReplyDeletewow, that is the wierdest, yet most awesome gift I have ever seen!
ReplyDeleteToo expensive. Don't want my wallet to get raped either.
ReplyDeleteStick to a knife and slash their knees :D
i love music, i dont need teaser
ReplyDeleteExcellent!
ReplyDeleteI'd think Maiden's Run to the Hills might be a good choice as well. Or The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang - now wouldn't that be ironic?
LOL this song matches perfectly with the taser!
ReplyDeletelol, screw tasers, get her a glock
ReplyDeleteA metal bat can do wonders as well.
ReplyDeleteI am putting this at the top of my list this year. I wanted "stun knuckles" but I'm thinking "why not both" a girl needs protection right?
ReplyDeleteyo, i love that song by the way! we've come a long way since pepper spray!
ReplyDeleteA taser... ooh, I could have fun with that!
ReplyDeleteOh behave... tase me you sexy beast!
ReplyDeleteI just think what is connected between TASERS and MP3 player?.. By the way! It's a nice choice of song uh!
ReplyDeleteIt's the season for women to wander alone to their automobiles late at night, arms full of gifts...unaware of prowlers on the prowl.
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