As you polish off a 12 pack for a mid-day snack, save one of the cans. Then right before you go to your gal pal’s folk’s house for X-mas Eve, do the following:
Step 1. Sober up (you need decent hand-eye coordination for this craft).
Step 2. Grab a scissors.
Step 3. Grab the empty can.
Step 4. Cut can top off.
Step 5. Cut sides of can into strips.
Step 6. Fold over strips into cool design.
Step 7. Leave one strip straight out to hook on Christmas tree branch.
Step 8. Enjoy the approving look your girlfriend’s parents give you.
that's kind of cool, in a redneck kind of way. haha
ReplyDeleteFuckin' Cheap Arse Miser!
ReplyDeleteBut they do say its the thought that counts, right?
That is fucking awesome.
ReplyDeleteI actually made a few ash trays similar to that when I was a poor ass college student.
That's pretty neat. Kind of reminds me of the thing-ys they made in Twister.
ReplyDeleteThat's a great idea dude... Except for the sobering up part
ReplyDeleteAshtray for smoking parents?
ReplyDeleteNow THAT, is what Christmas is all about!
ReplyDeleteI love that this is a hardcore adult blog with a touch of the Martha Stewart crafty! Genius!
ReplyDeleteIt totally reminds me of the ashtray my daughter made at school for me when she was in 3rd grade. Only hers was made of play doh.
ReplyDeleteThat looks awesome, I need to try it
ReplyDeletehaha thats sickkkk
ReplyDeleteWho do you know that drinks Old Milwater? Merry Christmas, friend :)
ReplyDeleteyeah im a douche
ReplyDeletewouldn't the edges of the cut can be sharp? I'm just saying
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays
My girlfriend's mom was in a car accident and can barley talk, and her dad hates me for some unknown reason. I try to avoid going to her parent's house whenever I can.
ReplyDeleteI thought that was an ashtray!
ReplyDeletei enjoy this. Im honestly gonna try it. not infront of my girlfriends parents tho hahaha
ReplyDeleteThis is great - the perfect ornament for the alcoholics tree - I know a few so I'll get busy now! - Merry Christmas
ReplyDeleteIf my husband had brought something like this over for Xmas, I may have killed him there on the spot. lol
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas!!
I think that would look good if the parents were drunk as it is. But still great.
ReplyDeletei'm sure they'll be impressed, but maybe not in a positive way.
ReplyDeleteIs this the appropriate time to say "Dude... you're Jewish." ??
ReplyDeleteLove the "ornament". Nothing says love like a used beer can.
The perfect ashtray while drinking.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a nice idea ^^
ReplyDeleteHhehehe, i could use such a skill :D
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