Friday, December 24, 2010

EVEN IF YOU’RE A DOUCHE WITH A DRINKING PROBLEM YOU CAN STILL IMPRESS YOUR GIRLFRIEND’S PARENTS X-MAS EVE


As you polish off a 12 pack for a mid-day snack, save one of the cans. Then right before you go to your gal pal’s folk’s house for X-mas Eve, do the following:

Step 1. Sober up (you need decent hand-eye coordination for this craft).

Step 2. Grab a scissors.


Step 3. Grab the empty can.


Step 4. Cut can top off.


Step 5. Cut sides of can into strips.

Step 6. Fold over strips into cool design.

Step 7. Leave one strip straight out to hook on Christmas tree branch.

Step 8. Enjoy the approving look your girlfriend’s parents give you.

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25 comments:

  1. that's kind of cool, in a redneck kind of way. haha

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  2. Fuckin' Cheap Arse Miser!

    But they do say its the thought that counts, right?

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  3. That is fucking awesome.

    I actually made a few ash trays similar to that when I was a poor ass college student.

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  4. That's pretty neat. Kind of reminds me of the thing-ys they made in Twister.

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  5. That's a great idea dude... Except for the sobering up part

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  6. Now THAT, is what Christmas is all about!

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  7. I love that this is a hardcore adult blog with a touch of the Martha Stewart crafty! Genius!

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  8. It totally reminds me of the ashtray my daughter made at school for me when she was in 3rd grade. Only hers was made of play doh.

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  9. That looks awesome, I need to try it

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  10. Who do you know that drinks Old Milwater? Merry Christmas, friend :)

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  11. wouldn't the edges of the cut can be sharp? I'm just saying

    Happy Holidays

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  12. My girlfriend's mom was in a car accident and can barley talk, and her dad hates me for some unknown reason. I try to avoid going to her parent's house whenever I can.

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  13. I thought that was an ashtray!

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  14. i enjoy this. Im honestly gonna try it. not infront of my girlfriends parents tho hahaha

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  15. This is great - the perfect ornament for the alcoholics tree - I know a few so I'll get busy now! - Merry Christmas

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  16. If my husband had brought something like this over for Xmas, I may have killed him there on the spot. lol

    Happy Christmas!!

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  17. I think that would look good if the parents were drunk as it is. But still great.

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  18. i'm sure they'll be impressed, but maybe not in a positive way.

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  19. Is this the appropriate time to say "Dude... you're Jewish." ??

    Love the "ornament". Nothing says love like a used beer can.

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  20. The perfect ashtray while drinking.

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  21. Hhehehe, i could use such a skill :D

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