GAY – 1 STRAIGHT – ZIP

Let’s see if team hetero can pull this one out (sorry, poor choice of words). Again, for all you newcomers out there the rules are simple. I choose a random city. This time let’s say, oh I don’t know…

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Next I select a random Gay and Straight bar. Then I have a head-to-head competition based on my own special criteria. And finally, I make a generalized assumption about the entire state. Ready...set...go!!!

The contenders:

SALOON

5PM – 9PM:

2-for-1’s Cocktails & Beer / $2 Domestic Taps

Noon-9PM Daily:

$3 Well Drinks

STUBS & HERBS

9PM – MIDNIGHT:
$4 Call Drinks     

THE WINNER: SALOON

I got nothing against S&H. I just feel the SALOON has a bit more variety and cheaper drink specials. However, the plus for S&H is that their special goes til’ midnight.

SALOON

Cheese Curds $6

Battered Chicken Wings $6

Chicken Tenders $6

STUBS & HERBS

Cheese Curds $6

Chicken Wings $8.75

Chicken Tenders $7

THE WINNER: SALOON

If I’m drunk I’m looking to stuff my face for the cheapest amount of $ possible. SALOON accomplishes that goal for me. Again, I’m sure both bars have delicious food.

SALOON

(TUESDAY) 9PM-Close:

Karaoke 9PM-close & Latino night in the disco from 10PM-close.

$3 Corona & $4 Cuervo Margaritas from 10PM-close.  

STUBS & HERBS

(THURSDAY) $5 KILL THE KEG NIGHT

THE WINNER: DRAW

Sure the SALOON  has better drink deals, but I also have to give credit to S&H for the creative bar special / event.

THE CHAMP:

THAT SIMPLY MEANS IN MINNESOTA IT’S BETTER TO GO TO A GAY BAR THAN A STRAIGHT BAR. 

GAY (2) STRAIGHT (Zip)