Saturday, December 11, 2010

TOOTHPASTE? JIZZ? SAME THING.


Ok, not really the same thing. One creamy discharge is used to help keep your teeth strong and white, while the other one is used to create life. However when they land somewhere other than a tissue or sink – BOTH ARE A BITCH TO CLEAN. I mean you dab some water on the infected area. You think the stain is gone and WHAM-O, it pops right up again. FYI…my shirt stain in the photo is the fluoride kind.

Took me some googling, but I think I nailed an answer for both (poor choice of words). 

Grab these items:
Ammonia, paper towel, and clear dishwashing liquid.

What you need to do:
First try using good old fashion H2O. If that don’t work try 3 tablespoons of ammonia with one cup of water. Dab the stain with a paper towel. If you got a real stubborn stain wait ‘til it dries and try again using a tablespoon of dishwashing liquid with a cup of water. 

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32 comments:

  1. Sound advice. I'll keep that in mind next time I spill err... toothpaste... on myself :p

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  2. Well..now this is really helpful..I always get toothpaste on my clothes...yea toothpaste...just toothpaste.....¬¬

    http://fiercepty.blogspot.com/

    Greetings
    Andy

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  3. You can find some tips on monicalewinsky.com.

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  4. Great tip, never would have thought about it

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  5. not even clost to the same consistancy.. at all!

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  6. Maybe if you didn't drool so much, you wouldn't get toothpaste on your shirt. (I think the same applies to the jizz, but I'm not going there.)

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  7. Are you sure that is toothpaste? Next time I have a stubborn stain I am coming to you for advice...oh King of Google!
    Thanks for having me as the blog of the day...seriously I feel special ;)

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  8. The things I learn from you are amazing!

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  9. I never have to worry about that since I always spit one and swallow the other.
    I'll leave it to you to guess which is which.
    ;-)

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  10. my girlfriend's face is gonna love you!

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  11. ammonia make good to was everything

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  12. Hmmm, I just change and throw it in the washer... But, not everyone likes to change clothes when it happens.. But, I might be able to use these tips when I get cu um toothpaste on my blanket ;)

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  13. I am going to start brushing my teeth with jizz

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  14. LOLOL! Man, how have I lived all my life without this information???? ;o)

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  15. Use clear toothpaste...problem solved, well at least 50% of the problem solved.

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  16. i hope to god that is colgate

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  17. But ammonia smells like cat pee. You want your shirt smelling like cat pee?

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  18. Same recipe for red wine stains. I've used it for that, but not the other 2 purposes. xo

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  19. i've got so many shirts with food stains... maybe i'll hit up home depot today

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  20. I'll have to remember this... I have a feeling I'll have a use for it sooner or later.

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  21. Personally, I don't have a problem getting THOSE stains out because I don't let a drop go to waste.

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  22. Supply girls with toothpaste of one of a kind lol

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  23. I will have to remember this bit of info.

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  24. I have always found fire to be the best tool in eliminating tough stains. Set the shirt on fire and VOILA! No more stain.

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  25. ammonia? i would think it would stink and take the color out of your clothes...what do i know though

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  26. you really can't tell the difference lol. You gotta hope the minty scent is still there or you're screwed.

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  27. As often as I have a problem with jizz stained shirts...I'm wondering if putting ammonia on my clothes is the best of ideas? Does this ruin them? ;)

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  28. In your sink?
    You are a true modern day romantic....

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