Friday, December 17, 2010

6 CHRISTMAS BALLS THAT ARE SURE TO MAKE GOOD CHRISTIAN PARENTS BLUSH


‘Twas X days before Christmas, and all through the house – 2 creatures were stirring inside your house. Momma and poppa stared at the tree and got quite a big scare. That's ‘cause you read this post and knew what creepy things to hang with care.


















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40 comments:

  1. Excellent ornaments....
    They certainly put me in the XMas spirit!

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  2. Give the last one white skins and its me

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  3. Well, these are spectacular.

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  4. I feel like caroling...anyone else feel like caroling now?

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  5. gross! who buys these things!? The poop one is kinda funny...

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  6. This post really puts the "X" back in "X-mas!"

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  7. I have two balls and a candy cane that will make you blush

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  8. It's pretty bad when the erotic gingerbread is the least offensive.

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  9. hhaha...Mistle Blow....I wonder what do you do when you are underneath...hummm

    Greetings
    Andy

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  10. Hahah these are funny. I like the first gingerbread man/woman one, even though it's technically not on the list.

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  11. Hmm I can see u're Jewish :).

    Still had a smile though, 2 elves doing it was the coolest I think

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  12. and why do I not own everyone of these?

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  13. i think the "mistle blow" takes the cake for sure

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  14. I would actually buy some of these...Too bad I still live with the parents.

    http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/

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  15. This is what I've been missing from my tree. Nude gingerbread ladies will make my Christmas!

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  16. it might be worth celebrating christmas just so i can decorate with these.

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  17. Yes I also want to know how many are on you tree.

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  18. I always suspected that's what the elves did when no one was looking. The factory is one big orgy, no doubt. I had a Jewish friend in college who put up a small Xmas tree and I laughed about it. Then, she put condoms on the tips of every limb. I thought, "okay, college prank." When she had her party, she exclaimed "this over here is my screw Christmas tree." Haha

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  19. I'm going to give those out as gifts...

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  20. Very classy!!! I want a tree full of that last one!

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  21. Thanks for the laugh! Love em.

    ((Hugs))
    Laura

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  22. I have just the spot on my tree for Mistle Blow! There's a spot off the tree too...

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  23. I lol'd. My friends had a party in which everybody brought something to decorate the tree with that would remind people of them.. needless to say most peopel brought condoms.

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  24. OMG Those are awesome!! I almost want to get one, sneak it on my grandma's tree.

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  25. haha man, this is gross but could make funny gift for someone

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  26. Santa has a very clear don't ask, don't tell policy, I thought?

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  27. These would NOT go over well with my family. D: They have no sense of humor.

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  28. Santa's sex slave just has ordinary fetish gear, nothing to show he's part of a Hully Gully Christmas. So lame!

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  29. Nothing says Christmas like a ceiling-mounted request wiener :P

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