‘Twas X days before Christmas, and all through the house – 2 creatures were stirring inside your house. Momma and poppa stared at the tree and got quite a big scare. That's ‘cause you read this post and knew what creepy things to hang with care.
Whitehorse - Nighthawks
17 hours ago
Excellent ornaments....
ReplyDeleteThey certainly put me in the XMas spirit!
Give the last one white skins and its me
ReplyDeleteWell, these are spectacular.
ReplyDeleteI feel like caroling...anyone else feel like caroling now?
ReplyDeletegross! who buys these things!? The poop one is kinda funny...
ReplyDeleteThis is not healthy.
ReplyDeleteThis post really puts the "X" back in "X-mas!"
ReplyDeleteI have two balls and a candy cane that will make you blush
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty bad when the erotic gingerbread is the least offensive.
ReplyDeletehhaha...Mistle Blow....I wonder what do you do when you are underneath...hummm
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Andy
Hahah these are funny. I like the first gingerbread man/woman one, even though it's technically not on the list.
ReplyDeleteHmm I can see u're Jewish :).
ReplyDeleteStill had a smile though, 2 elves doing it was the coolest I think
and why do I not own everyone of these?
ReplyDeletei think the "mistle blow" takes the cake for sure
ReplyDeleteI would actually buy some of these...Too bad I still live with the parents.
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This is what I've been missing from my tree. Nude gingerbread ladies will make my Christmas!
ReplyDeletenice...
ReplyDeleteEpic ornaments are epic.
ReplyDeleteit might be worth celebrating christmas just so i can decorate with these.
ReplyDeleteHaHaHa!
ReplyDeleteHow many of those are on your tree?
ReplyDeleteYes I also want to know how many are on you tree.
ReplyDeleteI'll take #6 and #3 please!!
ReplyDeleteI always suspected that's what the elves did when no one was looking. The factory is one big orgy, no doubt. I had a Jewish friend in college who put up a small Xmas tree and I laughed about it. Then, she put condoms on the tips of every limb. I thought, "okay, college prank." When she had her party, she exclaimed "this over here is my screw Christmas tree." Haha
ReplyDeleteI'm going to give those out as gifts...
ReplyDeleteVery classy!!! I want a tree full of that last one!
ReplyDeletemistle blow! haha
ReplyDeletemistle blow was great haha
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh! Love em.
ReplyDelete((Hugs))
Laura
I have just the spot on my tree for Mistle Blow! There's a spot off the tree too...
ReplyDeleteI lol'd. My friends had a party in which everybody brought something to decorate the tree with that would remind people of them.. needless to say most peopel brought condoms.
ReplyDeleteOMG Those are awesome!! I almost want to get one, sneak it on my grandma's tree.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad to be Jewish. xo
ReplyDeletehaha man, this is gross but could make funny gift for someone
ReplyDeletelol nice pics
ReplyDeleteGotta love Christmas!
ReplyDeleteSanta has a very clear don't ask, don't tell policy, I thought?
ReplyDeleteThese would NOT go over well with my family. D: They have no sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteSanta's sex slave just has ordinary fetish gear, nothing to show he's part of a Hully Gully Christmas. So lame!
ReplyDeleteNothing says Christmas like a ceiling-mounted request wiener :P
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