I know. I know. You think we Jews are all about Chinese food and Blockbuster on the holiest of holy days. Well some of us are. I happen to fall into the camp that has an ongoing poker game with his friends since 1985. Too %$#^% early to do math.
As you can guess there is (was) alcohol involved – lots of it. And with that comes crazy talk. Last night was no different. Snippets of conversation starters included:
How do you initiate the sexual encounter in a rest stop?
Is it possible to get crabs at a gym? Twice?
Best time to refinance a house (earlier in the night)
Is it ok to masturbate on the host’s couch after everyone else passes out?
FYI…I won 30 bucks. I usually lose.