I know. I know. You think we Jews are all about Chinese food and Blockbuster on the holiest of holy days. Well some of us are. I happen to fall into the camp that has an ongoing poker game with his friends since 1985. Too %$#^% early to do math.
As you can guess there is (was) alcohol involved – lots of it. And with that comes crazy talk. Last night was no different. Snippets of conversation starters included:
How do you initiate the sexual encounter in a rest stop?
Is it possible to get crabs at a gym? Twice?
Best time to refinance a house (earlier in the night)
Is it ok to masturbate on the host’s couch after everyone else passes out?
FYI…I won 30 bucks. I usually lose.
deep questions. i think containment is key to the last one. as long as nobody knows...
ReplyDeleteYou're right, not all Jews are all about the Chinese food. We are going to an Indian buffet.
ReplyDeleteI want in on that conversation. Merry f#@$'ing Xmas to you too! Oh, and the hangover is well earned, I'm certain. Now, just imagine licking a greasy ashtray filled with oyster juices and stinky cheese... (feeling a little nauseous, hmm?) I'm reminded of what I believe was an SNL cartoon about the Jews coming out on Christmas. That was one of my favs. Happy hangover recovery.
ReplyDeleteSounds like you had a great time last night.
ReplyDeletemerry Christmas! happy Hanukkah!
ReplyDeleteThings that make you go hmmmm? LOL. I'm glad you had a great time last night with your buddies. I hope you recover fast xo
ReplyDeleteSounds like a fucking awesome night.
ReplyDeleteHappy hangover recovery day. xo
ReplyDeleteAll that fun and you didn't invite me? I'm not Jewish, but I can play poker...a little.
ReplyDeleteBut....Jews don't celebrate Christmas.
ReplyDeleteBut....youre are a f.... moron
ReplyDeleteamerry cans don't celebrate Christmas
they buy Christmas
The Jews sell Christmas
Big Bang only produced GOD, all the heavier religions came later
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ReplyDeleteVery important questions... Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeletegreat post, interesting questions
ReplyDeleteTo answer your crab question... yes
ReplyDeleteNice! I'd be happy with an extra 30 bucks!
ReplyDeleteWhen can we expect answers on those four questions in the end of the post? :))And I hope the answers will be richly illustrated.
ReplyDeleteSounds like you had lots of fun!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I bet one of you bitches jerked off on the couch whilst others were passed out. Amirite? :D
I'm seein a trend here - Alcohol followed by hangovers. I think we may need an intervention soon.
ReplyDeleteKind of glad I wasn't there to answer those. But yes it is possible to get crabs at that gym. Even twice. And if everyone is passed out and you don't leave a mess how would the host know?
ReplyDeleteYour host might not mind you using his couch, but he may not like the fact that you used his sock...
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