Monday, July 12, 2010

3 MOVIES YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO SEE SO I’LL JUST SPOIL THE ENDINGS FOR YOU.



REINDEER GAMES (2000): Rudy jumps out of the car just as it goes over the cliff with Ashley trapped inside. He then sends Nick over the cliff too. After, Rudy (in a Santa costume) shoves all the stolen money into neighborhood mailboxes before returning home to his family.

THE WHOLE TEN YARDS (2004): Jimmy steals the ripped dollar from Lazlo. He then gets away with Jill, Cynthia and Oz. Eventually they all figure out that the serial number on Lazlo’s dollar is the same digits for his private bank account with $280 million. Cynthia and Jill also announce that they are both pregnant. 


 JAWS 3-D (1983): Phil is stuck in the mouth of the shark holding the grenade. Mike seizes the opportunity and uses a long pole to pull the pin from the grenade. On the 3rd try he succeeds. Mike then grabs his girlfriend and swims for cover just as the shark blows up. FYI…Sandy and Cindy also survive.

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11 comments:

  1. You've honed this down to a fine art, you'd be great pitching an idea to any passing producer..

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  2. HA! I actually did see Jaws 3-D...several times!

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  3. Thanks for sadistically ruining Jaws 3-D for me, I'd been saving it for a very special occasion and now what's left--Computer Beach Party. Blech!

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  4. I looooved the Whole Ten Yards thank you very much!!

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  5. Love when you do this feature yo

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  6. Unfortunatly I saw all three of those movies. While the original Jaws was awsome the 3D thing made it look like.......well shit. As for the other two, I want the two and a half hours I spent of my life watching this crap back

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  7. I've actually seen "The Whole Ten Yards" and I loved it!!!! (Love "The Whole Nine Yards" too!)

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  8. I've seen and enjoyed the first two movies. I agree with my friend Margaret, you've ruined Jaws 3-D for me. Now I would only see it if it was showing in a double feature with the "Amityville Horror 2" or "return to Amityville Horror" or whatever that stinker was titled.

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  9. Echoing the remarks of others, The Whole Ten Yards is shockingly decent. It's not the greatest movie ever, but it's a good flick and worth seeing once.

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  10. I really wish National Lampoon's did get their chance to do Jaws 3.... I am sure that would have gone over a lot better than the 3D version... and we wouldn't have had Revenge (but Michael Caine wouldn't have gotten that wonderful house, so he was probably loved how things turned out).

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  11. Dang it. I had those at the top of my netflix queue.

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