Sunday, July 11, 2010

I CRACKED THE LIFETIME MOVIE FORMULA!!

Well not the ONLY formula. I think there’s actually 4 of ‘em. I just finally identified the LM formula titled “WHY WON’T ANYONE BELIEVE ME?”

Girl (with a slight history of mental illness) marries a clean cut boy.

They get a great deal on a house that’s in a creepy, yet quaint neighborhood.

Couple meets a seemingly nice old neighbor, buy the wife gets an eerie vibe.

Freak deadly accidents start to occur in the neighborhood.

Wife thinks neighbor did it and does research at the local library on a very old machine.

No one believes wife so Husband gets her sleeping pills.

As soon as the wife takes pills (that night) the creepy neighbor breaks into the house and knocks husband unconscious with a fire poker.

Wife stabs creepy old man (with kitchen knife) after they struggle for 2 minutes.

As paramedics lift husband into ambulance he apologizes to wife for not believing her.

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6 comments:

  1. they are so addictive! When we had cable I could sit on Lifetime all day. Movies, Golden Girls...what else do you need?

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  2. Marki Post used to be part of the formula.

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  3. My remote no longer stops at that channel...

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  4. LOL.....I think you've accurately described just about every Lifetime movie there is!

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  5. Not on my Dish Favorites menu sorry, I know not of which you speak. Did the husband survive???

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  6. Oh, don't forget the other one where it's the husband the whole time.

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