Wednesday, October 28, 2009

4 WORTHLESS 80s MOVIE MONTAGES.

by Eddie Winkle (NWM Staff Writer)

In the 80s, sappy movie montages were pretty much a given with every film. This cinematic crutch contained no dialogue. Instead you’d be treated to 5 plus minutes of an uplifting instrumental or song while watching the movie characters build something, fall in love or train to fight a bully. Here are 4 of ‘em that proves this pointless point.

ONE CRAZY SUMMER. (1986)

Montage Music: Jazzy, soft rock instrumental.

Montage Goal: Gang needs to rebuild a rundown boat to compete in a regatta.

Stars: John Cusak, Demi Moore and Jeremy Piven

SPRING BREAK (1983)

Montage Music: Caught Up In You [38 Special]

Montage Goal: Nelson needs to find a Coca-Cola for his soon-to-be girlfriend (Susie).

Star: David Knell

TOP GUN (1986)

Montage Music: Playing With The Boys [Kenny Loggins]

Montage Goal: Goose and Maverick need to win in volleyball.

Stars: Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, Anthony Edwards, Kelly McGillis 

Bonus: Offers eye candy and a smidge of homo-eroticism.

SECRET OF MY SUCCESS (1987)

Montage Music: 3 Themes [David Foster]

Montage Goal: Brantley (Carlton) and Christy need to formulate a business strategy to defend the company from a corporate takeover. 

Stars: Michael J. Fox, Helen Slater






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