by Jani Ogglin (NWM Staff Writer)
If I ever get married and have a bunch of bridesmaids (aside from the vomit green dress they’ll have to wear) this is the gift I’ll be giving them – MOOSE POOP JEWELRY. Made from fertile, fresh moose droppings. Harvested in the state of Maine. Each nugget is dried, then dunked in polyurethane, polished and mounted on your choice of precious metals. Personally, I’d spring for the MOOSE DROPPING EARRINGS set in silver-tone, hypoallergenic French wires. Only 10 bucks a pair. Click here to see the entire fall feces collection.