TRAPPED IN THE WILDERNESS RECIPE.

This is assuming that you originally planned to go camping and brought some ingredients. Then once you arrived at the campsite something went horrifically wrong. Now you’re stranded in the wilderness with dwindling supplies.

MOUNTAIN MAN BITES

Ingredients:

• Squirrel (or Squirrels)
  
• Salt
  
• Pepper
  
• Beer
  
• Whatever other seasonings you have available.
  

Directions:

Skin squirrels and cut into chunks. Add salt, pepper (and any other seasonings), then place in large bowl. Stir in beer ‘til meat soaks up most of liquid. Place chunks in skillet and cook over an open flame. Bon appétit!