Tuesday, October 26, 2010

6 THINGS I’M 72.8% SURE YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT HAPPY ENDINGS




1 - The average Happy Ending fee/tip is $40.


2 - Happy Endings date all the way back to 10th century AD. 



3- Happy Endings is also a documentary that follows the lives of women working in an Asian Massage parlor in Rhode Island.


4 - The patron is usually responsible for cleaning himself off with paper towels after the deed is done.



5 - An erotic massage is considered a Class A Misdemeanor in most states, and is punishable by up to 90 days in jail.



6 - HappyEndingz is a blog run by CJ (massage therapist) who reveals juicy erotic massage tales about the industry.

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37 comments:

  1. Good to know. I have my $40 ready and I'm ready to get loved long time.

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  2. So Disney has been poisoning the minds of young children all these years? Who would have known...

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  3. I knew that, when I was living in Mexico, there was full pages of classifieds in the newspaper about massages services. Of course 90% with happy ending, bad thing I was too little for those things in those days. I WANNA A MASSAGE NOW!!!

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  4. Cheaper than a lapdance yet illegal, how unfair life can be sometimes. Wonder if it's a crime to ask for it.

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  5. thanx for the bloggy link

    I'm off to book a massage.

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  6. Only 40 dollars extra huh? Not bad.

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  7. Funny, my massages don't cost $40. My wife costs way more than that!

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  8. That is so not fair that "happy endings" are pretty much reserved for male clientele. What if I want a happy ending?????

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  9. 7)Avril Lavigne's song My Happy Ending always makes me giggle immaturely.

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  10. Good to know. And I agree with Ange. What if *I* want a happy ending?

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  11. There were a bunch of Asian babes busted around here a few months after I moved here. I remember asking about it, and being shocked.

    Well what did you expect? I was a Canadian transplant....from a small town.

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  12. I knew all except the blog (checking out now) and the documentary (will check out later).

    No comment on the topic at hand.

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  13. Okay, so women get paid and tipped to touch male bodies and give oral sex? Boy, do I feel stupid all these years.

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  14. Eh, I wouldn't be able to do it. I would just think to myself "How many happy endings has she given just for today?"

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  15. I got 40 bucks, anyone interested? :P

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  16. great post and great blog :D cheers

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  17. And that is why I always carry a spare $40 in my money clip.

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  18. So, happy endings don't just happen in Hollywood..?
    I like Chuck's comment.
    xoRobyn

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  19. What if I want a fairytale happily ever after ending 8D might have to bring my Visa.


    Interesting blog!! come check out my music blog when you have the chance :)

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  20. You gotta be a lazy mother f*cker to pay someone 40 bones to whack you off!

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  21. I can't wait to check out that site. Thanks for pointing me in the right direction.

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