1 - The average Happy Ending fee/tip is $40.
2 - Happy Endings date all the way back to 10th century AD.
3- Happy Endings is also a documentary that follows the lives of women working in an Asian Massage parlor in Rhode Island.
4 - The patron is usually responsible for cleaning himself off with paper towels after the deed is done.
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5 - An erotic massage is considered a Class A Misdemeanor in most states, and is punishable by up to 90 days in jail.
6 - HappyEndingz is a blog run by CJ (massage therapist) who reveals juicy erotic massage tales about the industry.
N.A.S.T.Y.
ReplyDeleteGood to know. I have my $40 ready and I'm ready to get loved long time.
ReplyDeletehaha nice info
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So Disney has been poisoning the minds of young children all these years? Who would have known...
ReplyDeleteI knew that, when I was living in Mexico, there was full pages of classifieds in the newspaper about massages services. Of course 90% with happy ending, bad thing I was too little for those things in those days. I WANNA A MASSAGE NOW!!!
ReplyDeleteI need a massage
ReplyDeleteCheaper than a lapdance yet illegal, how unfair life can be sometimes. Wonder if it's a crime to ask for it.
ReplyDeletelol nice post
ReplyDeleteI am now happier knowing.
ReplyDeletethanx for the bloggy link
ReplyDeleteI'm off to book a massage.
Only 40 dollars extra huh? Not bad.
ReplyDeleteSounds happy
ReplyDeletegreat post...cool
ReplyDeleteFunny, my massages don't cost $40. My wife costs way more than that!
ReplyDeleteThat is so not fair that "happy endings" are pretty much reserved for male clientele. What if I want a happy ending?????
ReplyDeleteW.O.W. hahaha funny post
ReplyDeleteInteresting, yet happy post.
ReplyDelete7)Avril Lavigne's song My Happy Ending always makes me giggle immaturely.
ReplyDeleteGood to know. And I agree with Ange. What if *I* want a happy ending?
ReplyDelete$40 seems like a fair rate.
ReplyDeleteThere were a bunch of Asian babes busted around here a few months after I moved here. I remember asking about it, and being shocked.
ReplyDeleteWell what did you expect? I was a Canadian transplant....from a small town.
I knew all except the blog (checking out now) and the documentary (will check out later).
ReplyDeleteNo comment on the topic at hand.
Okay, so women get paid and tipped to touch male bodies and give oral sex? Boy, do I feel stupid all these years.
ReplyDeleteEh, I wouldn't be able to do it. I would just think to myself "How many happy endings has she given just for today?"
ReplyDeleteAll relevant to my interests. :D
ReplyDeleteI got 40 bucks, anyone interested? :P
ReplyDeleteI know of a few in my town
ReplyDeleteI want a massage!~
ReplyDeletegreat post and great blog :D cheers
ReplyDeleteAnd that is why I always carry a spare $40 in my money clip.
ReplyDeleteEveryone loves a happy ending.
ReplyDeleteSo, happy endings don't just happen in Hollywood..?
ReplyDeleteI like Chuck's comment.
xoRobyn
What if I want a fairytale happily ever after ending 8D might have to bring my Visa.
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I need a massage
ReplyDeleteYou gotta be a lazy mother f*cker to pay someone 40 bones to whack you off!
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