Thursday, October 7, 2010

FLY FALL WHITE GUY WEAR (for under 50 bucks)


I know I’m about to make some grand, generalized assumptions, but what the heck. I am white and I am a guy. Here are my 3 top picks I guarantee all white guys will love to wear this autumn.

TWILIGHT ECLIPSE CULLEN GROUP T-SHIRT ($8.98 @ Hot Topic)
Rationale: Real white guys like, no, LOVE clothes that feature trendy vampires.



CLASSIC BOOB INSPECTOR HAT ($16.85 @ Zazzle)
Rationale: A real white guy isn’t afraid to wear his heart on his sleeve or head.


EROTIC KILT COSTUME ($47.95 @ Yandy.com)
Rationale: Real white guys are diesel-looking and Scottish.

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Posted by Copyboy at 3:53 PM
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17 comments:

  1. Nie MandOctober 7, 2010 at 3:58 PM

    I'd take the second one right now!

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  2. Gucci MamaOctober 7, 2010 at 4:00 PM

    Is that you in your Halloween costume?

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  3. DondaOctober 7, 2010 at 4:11 PM

    If my man came home sportin' one or three I would question his orientation. If he was also wearing two then I would have to question Larry the Cable Guy's orientation. That said, can't wait to see you in three.

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  4. Sharon DayOctober 7, 2010 at 4:13 PM

    I gotta say, the kilt on dudes--very very sexy! I was in an Ikea one day and a dude was wearing one of those utility kilts (you know, kind of the cargo pants version) and I found myself drawn to him. Maybe it was just knowing his junk was free to swing as he walked that kind of got me tingly.

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  5. SaltOctober 7, 2010 at 4:14 PM

    Thanks for this! I've added each of these items to my husband's Christmas list. Oh I hope they don't go out of style before then!! You know how quickly trends can change!

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  6. baygirl32October 7, 2010 at 4:18 PM

    The guy in the kilt can put on that hat and come inspect me any day! grrrr

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  7. RaShelle WorkmanOctober 7, 2010 at 5:01 PM

    ROFL - Um, yeah. I wouldn't want to see most guys these days in #3. Just sayin'. Thanks for the laugh.

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  8. TS HendrikOctober 7, 2010 at 5:13 PM

    What, no tuxedo shirt? I thought it was retro...

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  9. Crazy BrunetteOctober 7, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    Dear God... I would shoot you if you came home in those!

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  10. ChuckOctober 7, 2010 at 6:40 PM

    If one of you come to my door for Halloween dressed in any of that, I'm bustin' a cap in yo ass...feel me, dog? I have always wanted to type like that.

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  11. The Bipolar DivaOctober 7, 2010 at 7:05 PM

    I'm totally speechless.

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  12. Alex J. CavanaughOctober 7, 2010 at 7:15 PM

    A friend of mine wore a kilt once. It was awkward.

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  13. MarleneOctober 7, 2010 at 8:20 PM

    They're all so different....hmmm...which one do I pick?! Love the kilt get-up! HA HA!

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  14. A Paperback WriterOctober 7, 2010 at 9:01 PM

    Thumbs up on the kilt. ;)

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  15. Bossy BettyOctober 8, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    Going out to buy these for HOB now....

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  16. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! I know I see guys rocking plaid kilts and Twilight shirts ALL.THE.TIME!

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  17. Powdered Toast ManOctober 9, 2010 at 4:08 AM

    I know what I'm wearing to school on next week.

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