Guess the above statement needs a bit more explanation. Basically I pick an area of the country. Choose a random Gay and Straight bar. Then I have ‘em both battle it out in my own personal head-to-head competition. And finally, I make a generalized assumption about the entire state. In this case, IF YOU'RE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE IT’S BETTER TO GO TO A GAY BAR THAN A STRAIGHT BAR.
The Arena:
Manchester, New Hampshire
The contenders:
Well drinks = $3.75
Domestic Bottles = $2.00
4:00 - 8:00 p.m.
Well drinks = $3.00
Domestic Bottles = $3.00
4:00 - 7:00 p.m.
THE WINNER: Breezeway Pub – They got cheaper beers and their happy hour is 60 minutes longer. Points deducted for pricier well drinks.
Chicken Tenders = $6.75
Basket of Fries = $3.75
Jalapeño Poppers = $6.50
Mozzarella Sticks = $6.50
Chicken Tenders = $9.95
Basket of Fries = $4.50
Jalapeño Poppers = $5.75
Mozzarella Sticks = $5.75
A DRAW: Strange Brew Tavern has a bit more dipping sauce choices, but Breezeway Pub does have cheaper chicken dishes.
Goth Night
Divas of The Caribbean
Kamikaze Drag
Each night the bar features a different band.
THE WINNER: Breezeway Pub – While I applaud the varied music at Strange Brew Tavern, Breezeway Pub hosts overall bigger, flashier fun nights of fancy.
THE CHAMP (by 2 rounds):
Yeah, but what's the cover charge? ;)
ReplyDeletei drink alone.
ReplyDeleteat home.
and hate everyone regardless of your gender relationship preferences.
everyone sucks.
period.
with love...
What a truly bizarre and hilarious idea. I can't wait to learn the results of other states.
ReplyDeleteYou didnt rate the trim bro
ReplyDeleteIn general, I always prefer gay bars because I am more likely to be able to dance my ass off to Madonna classics.
ReplyDeleteNo rating on the "scoring" potential in both places?
ReplyDeleteWhere did you comeup with this idea?? How creative of you, and yeah, scoring potential would have rounded out the battle...next time.
ReplyDeleteThe Breezeway Pub is definitely a great place as is the Strange Brew Tavern. One other fact - where are you more likely to see a fight? Strange Brew is full of straight hormone driven men and their bitchy girls! Breezeway Pub is full of studs in duds!
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